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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    That's right spursies, these are unearthed scientifantastic facts about the 2006 Finals MVP. Just throw in the towel now.






    Vince Carter doesn’t play basketball, basketball plays Vince Carter
    Vince Carter doesn’t watch the sunset, he dunks the sun over the horizon
    There would be no war in the middle east if they would send Vince on a “make dunks not war” goodwill mission; Vince Carter cares
    MVP stands for “Most valuable player second only to Vince Carter”
    The only person Vince Carter could not beat in a dunk contest is Jesus. Even then it would only be a tie.
    When Vince Carter does a 360 he doesn’t spin himself, he spins the world
    Vince Carter could leap TWO tall buildings in a single bound, but he doesn’t, cause he doesn’t want to make Superman look like a chump
    On the fourth day God created man in his image. Then he said “sup Vince Carter”

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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    Yeah.

    The only human being seen from the Space is Vince carter.

    When Vince is going into the river he doesn't get wet, the water gets Vicenents Carters

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Pretty lame, Trainwreck

    And it belongs in the NBA Forum

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    VC is not pleased.

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    The Nets don't have a team plane...Vince Carter charters the team on his back.
    Vince Carter once won a game of 21...by 40 points.
    Vince Carter shoots his free throws from the parking lot.
    Micheal Jordan has posters of Vince Carter on his walls.
    The New Jersey Turnpike is scheduled to be renamed "Vince Carter was here".
    Vince Carter doesn't abide by the laws of gravity.
    Vince Carter once dunked over Chuck Norris.
    Vince Carter can stay in the air longer than most clouds.
    VCR actually stands for 'Vince Carter Rocks'.

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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    Vince Carter once dunked over Chuck Norris.


    Impossible

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    i like Vince.

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    Lottery Pick jaffies's Avatar
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    In the original ending for 'Armageddon', Vince Carter jumped into space swatted the rock into another galaxy.
    If you foul Vince Carter, you automatically foul out.
    Vince Carter is often misstaken for Haley's comet.
    Vince Carter once scored 80 points...in one shot.
    Vince Carter dropped off the Mars Rover on his way to a monster dunk.
    The NBA recently changed its 50 greatest players...all of them are now Vince Carter.
    Last edited by jaffies; 03-27-2006 at 02:55 AM.

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    Yeah all you trolls from other cities belong in the NBA forum, not here, in the SPURS category.

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    spurs forum is more lively but I wish more posters would post in the nba forum.

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    everything that you have said is not true... let's keep it real...

    vince carter was a two time mvp...
    vince carter was a three time finals mvp...
    vince carter was a one time allstar (co)mvp...
    vince carter has 3 championship rings...

    oooooppppsss... sorry, that isnt real too....

    who was it then?

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    The Good Doctor Rummpd's Avatar
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    Is not this same guy who admited he quit on his team in Toronto? No matter what he does the rest of his career = hall of shame.

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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    everything that you have said is not true... let's keep it real...

    vince carter was a two time mvp...
    vince carter was a three time finals mvp...
    vince carter was a one time allstar (co)mvp...
    vince carter has 3 championship rings...

    oooooppppsss... sorry, that isnt real too....

    who was it then?
    Barbosa?

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I think it was Steve Kerr

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    Vince Carter, while full of talent, lost all respect when admitting that he was just doggin it in Toronto.

    A pro, paid millions of $$$$$ to play, and purposely gives less than 100%.

    You can have him. I wouldn't want him on my team. You never know when he might get his feelings hurt and become "unhappy" again?

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    I seriously think Carter has a vagina. sometimes he acts like he's on his period.

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    Anyone can play hurt, but Vince Carter once danced on stage with Nelly with a a severe leg injury.

    Vince Carter is so good, he even tells the opposing teams the offensive play his team is running.

    Basketball comes so easy to him that Vince Carter takes plays off.

    Just beating teams is too easy, so Vince Carter ruins franchises.

    No one is better than Vince Carter, that's why he pouted when he was pushed to give his starting All Star spot to Michael Jordan ... pshaaa, Michael who?

    Vince Carter once had a triple-double in which all ten assists were to himself.

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    what is this pussy ?? trainwreck is a ing nets fan now?

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    That's right spursies, these are unearthed scientifantastic facts about the 2006 Finals MVP. Just throw in the towel now.






    Vince Carter doesn’t play basketball, basketball plays Vince Carter
    Vince Carter doesn’t watch the sunset, he dunks the sun over the horizon
    There would be no war in the middle east if they would send Vince on a “make dunks not war” goodwill mission; Vince Carter cares
    MVP stands for “Most valuable player second only to Vince Carter”
    The only person Vince Carter could not beat in a dunk contest is Jesus. Even then it would only be a tie.
    When Vince Carter does a 360 he doesn’t spin himself, he spins the world
    Vince Carter could leap TWO tall buildings in a single bound, but he doesn’t, cause he doesn’t want to make Superman look like a chump
    On the fourth day God created man in his image. Then he said “sup Vince Carter”
    Are you drunk? Stoned?

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    Vince Cater = China Doll fun to look at but can break very easy.

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    Chuck Norris doesnt sleep...he waits.

    This thread = ripped off.

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    what is this pussy ?? trainwreck is a ing nets fan now?

    I jumped ship for 30 minutes cause the Spurs lost



    (tongue in cheek)

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    those were terrible.

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    If Vince Carter was a Spur, his jersey would be hanging from the rafters before he retired.

    Now that's spurs related.

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    If Vince Carter were a spur they would honor the fifty le he brought them by changing the name to the San Antonio Carters

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