Well, no one has ever accused Oregon of being run by economists. These are the folks who brought us the "17 Reasons You Aren't Allowed to Pump Your Own Gas."
They are pretty classic... sorry to hijack your thread Dan...
http://www.oregonlawyer.com/ors/Stat...tatute=480.315
Oregon boasts a population full of people "trained" in the pumping of gasoline. Good thing, because we often hear about gas pumps exploding due to people without proper training pumping gas in the other 48 states who don't have similar laws (can't pump your own gas in New Jersey either).The Legislative Assembly declares that, except as provided in ORS 480.345 to 480.385, it is in the public interest to maintain a prohibition on the self-service dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids at retail. The Legislative Assembly finds and declares that:
(1) The dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids by dispensers properly trained in appropriate safety procedures reduces fire hazards directly associated with the dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids;
You should never pump gas without proper supervision from someone trained to use a cash register.(2) Appropriate safety standards often are unenforceable at retail self-service stations in other states because cashiers are often unable to maintain a clear view of and give undivided attention to the dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids by customers;
You know it! It's these folks stealing windsheild wipers and slipping on all the gasoline spilled on the ground that are driving up insurance rates for all of us!(3) Higher liability insurance rates charged to retail self-service stations reflect the dangers posed to customers when they leave their vehicles to dispense Class 1 flammable liquids, such as the increased risk of crime and the increased risk of personal injury resulting from slipping on slick surfaces;
Fog and slippery pavement are known causes of crime - we can learn a thing or two from Oregon.(4) The dangers of crime and slick surfaces described in subsection (3) of this section are enhanced because Oregon's weather is uniquely adverse, causing wet pavement and reduced visibility;
Senior citizen slippage is rampant as gas stations I tell ya!(5) The dangers described in subsection (3) of this section are heightened when the customer is a senior citizen or is disabled, especially if the customer uses a mobility aid, such as a wheelchair, walker, cane or crutches;
Instead of giving them a choice of potential slipping (recall, this is a HUGE problem) for cheaper or paying more for full service (if they can find it)... we'll just force every to pay for full service.(6) Attempts by other states to require the providing of aid to senior citizens and the disabled in the self-service dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids at retail have failed, and therefore, senior citizens and the disabled must pay the higher costs of full service;
Millions of Americans die from toxic gasoline fume related injuries each year... I guess.(7) Exposure to toxic fumes represents a health hazard to customers dispensing Class 1 flammable liquids;
(8) The hazard described in subsection (7) of this section is heightened when the customer is pregnant;
Once you've seen the 15 minute training video, the fumes are no longer toxic, apparently. Nor are they toxic if you don't touch the gas pump handle and just stand a few feet from it while a trained professional takes care of everything.(9) The exposure to Class 1 flammable liquids through dispensing should, in general, be limited to as few individuals as possible, such as gasoline station owners and their employees or other trained and certified dispensers;
Pure. Comedy.(10) The typical practice of charging significantly higher prices for full-service fuel dispensing in states where self-service is permitted at retail:
(a) Discriminates against customers with lower incomes, who are under greater economic pressure to subject themselves to the inconvenience and hazards of self-service;
(b) Discriminates against customers who are elderly or handicapped who are unable to serve themselves and so must pay the significantly higher prices; and
(c) Increases self-service dispensing and thereby decreases maintenance checks by attendants, which results in neglect of maintenance, endangering both the customer and other motorists and resulting in unnecessary and costly repairs;
While automotive repair facilities are no longer as gas stations, its not because people have to pump their own gas.(11) The increased use of self-service at retail in other states has contributed to diminishing the availability of automotive repair facilities at gasoline stations;
Ya sure about that, Oregon? Meanwhile, Oregon boasts some of the highest gasoline taxes in the country.(12) Self-service dispensing at retail in other states does not provide a sustained reduction in fuel prices charged to customers;
The value of the 15 minute training video once again proves itself!(13) A general prohibition of self-service dispensing of Class 1 flammable liquids by the general public promotes public welfare by providing increased safety and convenience without causing economic harm to the public in general;
And there it is!!! The source of our declining morals in America... NOT ENOUGH JOBS AT GAS STATIONS!!!(14) Self-service dispensing at retail contributes to unemployment, particularly among young people;
And now Oregon is just repeating itself.(15) Self-service dispensing at retail presents a health hazard and unreasonable discomfort to the handicapped, to elderly persons, small children and those susceptible to respiratory diseases;
Well, okay.(16) The federal Americans with Disabilities Act, Public Law 101-336, requires that equal access be provided to disabled persons at retail gasoline stations; and
Gas stations... public enemy number 1 for children. Are children all over the country spontaneously combusting at these self serve stations? What are these children doing.....drinking the gasoline when mom's not looking? Thanks for looking out for the kids, Oregon.(17) Small children left unattended when customers leave to make payment at retail self-service stations creates a dangerous situation.

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