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    Killer Dolphin jcrod's Avatar
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    Exploding paperweight costs teacher his hand

    Tuesday, April 4, 2006; Posted: 5:47 p.m. EDT (21:47 GMT)

    VENTURA, California (AP) -- A teacher who kept a 40 mm s on his desk as a paperweight blew off part of his hand when he apparently used the object to try to squash a bug, authorities say.

    The 5-inch-long s exploded Monday while Robert Colla was teaching 20 to 25 students at an adult education class.

    Part of Colla's right hand was severed and he suffered severe burns and minor shrapnel wounds to his forearms and torso, fire Capt. Tom Weinell said. No one else was injured. He was reported in stable condition at a hospital.

    The teacher slammed the s down in an attempt to kill something that was buzzing or crawling across the desk, said Fire Marshal Glen Albright.

    Colla found the 40 mm round while hunting years ago and "obviously he didn't think the round was live," said Dennis Huston, who teaches computer design alongside Colla.

    ouch

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Oh, damn! That's awful!

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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    I don't care if you don't think its Live...but why the would you use a 40mm s as a paperweight??

    That's just unfortunate luck...

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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Darwin Award winner...

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    well he would have to die to be a darwin winner.
    but he definatly qualifies as a honorabel mention.

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    Che cazzo stai dicendo? DisgruntledLionFan#54,927's Avatar
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    Really? Thought it was for just doing stupid ...

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    OK, so I know next to nothing about guns so I googled for images of a 40 mm gun, and it's showing me shots of old school anti-aircraft guns! This guy gets stupid points just for taking the thing the home, much less blasting his hand off.

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    and this guy is a teacher?? dumbass!

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    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    Not a very bright man

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    NAVAJOS! TheRage's Avatar
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    sounds like something a teacher would do.

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    dumb. Very dumb.

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    Sara The Great Sunshine's Avatar
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    DAYUM CC!

    I had to do a double take of that picture.

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    Displaced 101A's Avatar
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    My wife has one of those!

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    Displaced 101A's Avatar
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    well he would have to die to be a darwin winner.
    but he definatly qualifies as a honorabel mention.
    Doesn't have to die, just has to be unable to reproduce (removed as a contributor to the gene pool).

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    hehehe...His obviously didn't take batteries...

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    DAYUM CC!

    I had to do a double take of that picture.


    Yeah, no .

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    I was impressed!

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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    My wife has one of those!
    My first impression wasn't "s " either

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    At 5 inches long I'm pretty sure it would look more like what the Terminator used to mess up T-1000... that one looks about... 8 inches long...

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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Why would anyone use something that looks like a vibrator as a paper weight? What kind of 'adult education' is this?

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    Who is this guy, again? travis2's Avatar
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    Well, with that as a vibrator, it gives a whole new meaning to the question "did the earth move for you?"

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    damn...they do kind of look like the novelty section at the megaplex...

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    It's like something out of the Simpsons.. damn bug why i'll BOOM...

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    It happens. Samr's Avatar
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    Did he get a round of applause from the class?

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    This Happened where!!!!!!!!!

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