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    Spurs are Lottery Bound. SequSpur's Avatar
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    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
    his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,
    surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give
    him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse",he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
    testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir,
    I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
    "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals
    from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
    embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown,
    holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and
    moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
    wrong with them, Sir." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
    says very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
    very closely...... "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s b a c k?"

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    I love the 80's! Old School Chic's Avatar
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    Good one Sequ


    Did this happen to you by any chance

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    the only problem with this story is,

    your not young Sequ.

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    Spurs are Lottery Bound. SequSpur's Avatar
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    the only problem with this story is,

    your not young Sequ.
    where does it say young?

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    A young, student nurse appears to give
    him a partial sponge bath
    lol

    what did you copy and paste?

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    Spurs are Lottery Bound. SequSpur's Avatar
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    You're fukkin illegitimate. Can't readin mofo.

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    Can't readin mofo

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    I love the 80's! Old School Chic's Avatar
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    T-Park & Sequ

    No fighting

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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    your no fun OSC

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    I love the 80's! Old School Chic's Avatar
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    your no fun OSC

    OK! Go ahead and beat up Sequ

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