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So the toliet paper can pick up all that corn in your ass crack. I'll advertise for my union and give you this site: http://www.wakeupwalmart.com
Anybody here work at Walmart?
WTF is wrong with that place? How in the is a 20 item or less line a speedy in checkout?
I go to Walmart and buy 2 items. The self checkout is closed for some got damn reason and the Speedy lines are 20 fukkin people deep. Most of them with groceries and 19 fukkin items.
How is 19 items fukkin speedy? I waited 15 fukkin minutes in the speedy line.
Bull , I tell you.
Also, why in the do they need a whole row of toilet papers? how many got damn toilet papers are there? At Walmart, there is at least 30. WTF is that?
Why is some toilet papers cheaper than others? Why are some double role or buy 6 and it equals 12, etc. etc.?????????????
Its fukkin toilet paper. that place.
So the toliet paper can pick up all that corn in your ass crack. I'll advertise for my union and give you this site: http://www.wakeupwalmart.com
I like Charmin. I tried Angel Soft once but it tore and my finger slid in my ass.
Scotts 1000 sheerts per role.
soft enough (if you need softer your just a pampered fairy princess pussy)
1000 fukkin sheets per role ( only 200 - 600 with other)
doesn;t tear
doesn;t leave behind TP fuzzies all over your ass
you don;t need that much to get the job done
RV & septic system safe.
I know that too well
Has the toilet paper ever slipped out on you?
What happened to their "4 ft. and under line?"
You'd think he'd be going ape over that.
Scotts 1000 sheerts per role.
soft enough (if you need softer your just a pampered fairy princess pussy)
1000 fukkin sheets per role ( only 200 - 600 with other)
doesn;t tear
doesn;t leave behind TP fuzzies all over your ass
you don;t need that much to get the job done
RV & septic system safe.
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btw - love the new bling in your sig.
What, are you auditioning for when Andy Rooney retires?
Look, toilet paper is a fukkin bandaid. Your ass doesn't really get cleaned until you take a shower or a bath.Scotts 1000 sheerts per role.
soft enough (if you need softer your just a pampered fairy princess pussy)
1000 fukkin sheets per role ( only 200 - 600 with other)
doesn;t tear
doesn;t leave behind TP fuzzies all over your ass
you don;t need that much to get the job done
RV & septic system safe.
Paper just spreads that around.
They where busy getting ready for President Hu's visit..
I'm serious.
I think a 20 item speedy line is borderline fukkin stupid. Don't you? An 8-10 item line is speedy, but 20 items can be a whole fukkin cartful.
If you want the job done right:
Bidet. When you absolutely, positively, need the ass clean. Accept no subs utes.
How much does one of those things cost? It might be a good investment, plus asses would smell and look better.
Also, how do you dry your ass off after use?
Those are important questions to know.
Giant has 15-item lines, which usually works out okay.
What I can't stand is the idiots who get in the self-checkout lane and then have no ing idea what to do. oooooo, if you can't check yourself out, get in the invalid lane!!!
God that pisses me off so much.
I dunno. I imagine they cost about as much as a toilet.
I dunno. Maybe one of these?Also, how do you dry your ass off after use?
Indeed.Those are important questions to know.
Yeah, I am sure that was an accident
Yeah, I am sure that was an accident
my ass gets cleaned. maybe not ona microscopic bacterial level... but it gets cleaned.
perhaps your short arms just can't adequetly reach around?
In japan they hve toilets that wash, blow dry, powder and pefume your booty.
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