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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    Wanted:Young God-fearing wife
    BY ANDREW GRIFFIN
    STAFF WRITER
    BRAY, OK
    — Standing on a dirt drive leading
    to his small home off of Medcalf Road
    near Bray, Michael Thelemann says the
    all the media attention regarding his quest for a
    wife — calls from as far away as Dallas and New
    York — has kept him busy over the past few days,
    but it has also made him more desirous of finding
    a virginal, young, God-fearing woman.
    Rather than place an ad in a newspaper or on an
    Internet site, the Stephens County man placed a
    sign in front of his property earlier this week, offering
    anyone $1,000 if they would help him find
    a bride, preferably young, even as young as 12.
    This proposal, however, has not gone over well
    with his neighbors, many of whom have young,
    unmarried daughters of their own.
    Hoping to wed soon, the bearded man, sporting
    a pearl-snap shirt and brimmed hat, stood by his
    unusual request.
    “It’s the right time and God’s been preparing
    me,” Thelemann said, adding that he’s more flexible
    on the age requirements now.
    While that original sign is gone, believed to
    have been stolen, a new sign placed out by the
    roadside reads: “Do Not Need a Non-Church Going
    White Supremist (sic) Bride From Accusing
    Heathen Pig Worshipping Parients (sic). God is
    Good.” There is no mention of a particular age requirement
    on the new sign.
    Still, neighbors in this rural corner of Stephens
    County, between Lake Humphreys and Clear
    Creek Lake, are concerned that Thelemann may
    be coming for their daughters and cite instances
    when he has allegedly peeked in windows and approached
    people offering them $100 for a girlbride
    as young as 9 years old.
    Concerned mother Jamie Tilghman, who lives
    just yards from Thelemann’s property, said the
    former lawn care specialist is well-known in the
    area for being a bit odd but mostly harmless. But
    his latest request “has everyone furious.”
    “There are a lot people laughing about it, but

    This is the first sign he posted that was taken down...


    I couldn't get the image of the second sign to to copy, but here is the link. you have to see this guy....
    http://www.lawton-cons ution.com/ftpage/042106.pdf

    Bray resident Michael Thelemann stands in front of his
    homemade sign advertising for a young wife. This is
    the second sign Thelemann has placed along the road
    in front of his property, the first having disappeared
    following negative publicity.
    Man puts sign on property offering
    reward for help in finding young bride

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    WTF who took the picture of the side of my trailer?

    jk hehe.. that looks like fake. Looks like it was done with a mouse on a pc.

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    Cukoo!

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    WTF who took the picture of the side of my trailer?

    jk hehe.. that looks like fake. Looks like it was done with a mouse on a pc.
    But it's for real. It was a front page story in my hometown newspaper (that was why I posted the link) and if you google the guy's name you will find all kinds of news articles about the story.
    There are all kinds of freaks out there.

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    That text in the picture above is fake. The lettering is computer generated.

    Anyone can see this is a photshop job. It's just a white square with mouse generated lettering and some fake dark splotches to make it look real.


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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    Oh, that sign probably is fake. I meant the story is real. There is a real picture with the story at the online newspaper link I posted. That picture is just one that was one the web with the same text. Yes, I am sure someone photoshopped it to go along with this story, but the story is real as far as I know.

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    Maybe they cooked it up just to get fake publicity?

    The Zero's give the fake sign away. Human arm much smoother with a can
    of paint or a brush.

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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    Maybe they cooked it up just to get fake publicity?
    Clearly you have never met anyone from rural Oklahoma. They aren't that smart. The guy in that picture in the newspaper article looks like half the guys from my hometown on any given Saturday night when they were all cleaned up for a dance at the "sheep barn". That was the big thing to do on the weekends. Yee-Haw

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    Retired Ray xrayzebra's Avatar
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    Yeah, I heard about him a couple of days ago. Didn't he change the ages upward
    after it hit the news?

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    I think I read that in one of the articles too.

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    He just wants want every warm blooded American inbred wants.

    Leave the man alone!!

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