The Beerbelly

[sa_butta]

The Beerbelly - a secret strap-on beer holder that disguises itself as a bulging beer belly - is being marketed in the US.

It was the brainchild of three middle-aged men who wanted a way of sneaking beer into movies and baseball games.

Within just five days of launching their www.thebeerbelly.com website, they had an incredible two million hits and calls for it to be sold worldwide.

The £20 Beerbelly's harnesses slip over the shoulders and around the waist, under a shirt, leaving onlookers thinking the wearer just spends too much time in the pub.

But little do they know, the wearer doesn't actually need the pub - he, or she, has an 80-ounce plastic bladder full of beer constantly at hand.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1817526.html?menu=

[ShoogarBear]

Brilliant!

[NASpurs]

Can I use it to sneak drugs across the border? j/k

[Clandestino]

Can I use it to sneak drugs across the border? j/k

they have it already... it's called the beerFONDIO!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

That's amazing.

[Vashner]

Rofl
Bah morons there put a blocker channel in there image.

Ok fine no free picture ad for U!

[Jekka]

I hope it's insulated, because with that much skin contact the beer would get really hot really fast. Gross.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder how that would look over my real beer belly.

[ShoogarBear]

I hope it's insulated, because with that much skin contact the beer would get really hot really fast. Gross.

Then only use it for good-quality German beers.

[ShoogarBear]

Anyway, I believe Sir Homer Simpson once said "All beer becomes body temperature, eventually".

[sa_butta]

The Beerbelly: Is made up of a neoprene “sling” and a polyurethane “bladder” with a tube for dispensing. The bladder is held in an insulated pouch in the sling which is worn under your clothing for concealment. When worn, it looks just like a beerbelly.

. Beer is better cold, so you have two choices, get one of our custom Beerbelly “Pleasure Extender” Ice Packs which will extend your pleasure by up to 3 hours, and/or fill your Beerbelly beforehand and stick it in the freezer. If you can’t plan ahead, get the coldest beer possible and remind yourself to get an extra pleasure extender to keep ready in the freezer.

[Melmart1]

Extra Pleasure Extender...

Icepack wouldn't be the first thing I think of...

[Drill Instructor]

Big Zak already looks like Budha,
now this crap?!!

Did his parents have any children that lived?!!

[Notorious H.O.P.]

, go to Mardi Gras (or any place else) armed with 80 oz of liquor and take care of your business and that of everyone around you. Suddenly everyone will love you and want to be your friend. Doors will open (hopefully not cell doors) and next thing you know, you'll be on your way....to complete and total alcoholism!

[Vashner]

no.. don't have booze in an uncontrolled situationz. burp...

I have seen too many episodes of Cops New Orleans. No thanks..

[NZHayden]

thats awesome

[Taco]

The Beerbelly - a secret strap-on beer holder that disguises itself as a bulging beer belly - is being marketed in the US.

It was the brainchild of three middle-aged men who wanted a way of sneaking beer into movies and baseball games.

Within just five days of launching their www.thebeerbelly.com website, they had an incredible two million hits and calls for it to be sold worldwide.

The £20 Beerbelly's harnesses slip over the shoulders and around the waist, under a shirt, leaving onlookers thinking the wearer just spends too much time in the pub.

But little do they know, the wearer doesn't actually need the pub - he, or she, has an 80-ounce plastic bladder full of beer constantly at hand.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1817526.html?menu=

I need to get one of those!!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh my god I want one.

I'll just slip on a maternity shirt...