Ewww. And I'm calling BS on the story, btw.
Holy folks.
Have you seen this??
Whats your stance? real or not real? would you pay $$ for it?
If it is true - why would you want that thing in your house?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...56#description
Here is the item description:
Ewww. And I'm calling BS on the story, btw.
That's too much reading.
If this has any ounce of truth...
They have this weird thing called a trash can. Sometimes, people even come and take what's in the trash cans to a place called a dump.
Way too much to read about a freakin' teddy bear.
My sentiments exactly. Sounds like someone's creative writing project. Or shades of "Christine".
Moral of the story...
if you sexually abuse your stuffed animals as a child, they will come back to haunt you.
There goes Batman's night life.
Don't judge all bears just because of one bad apple.![]()
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Waste of my time. Why did I keep reading?
Weren't those things hideous? I got one from a guy I was dating once, and a bunch of clothes for it. I gave the bear and the clothes away as soon as I could, and I gave the little boots to a friend of mine to put on her dog when she walked him when it was raining. They were a perfect fit.![]()
i nthe questions form potential bidders he says that he tried putting in in a dumpster and i nthe trash at a super market but by time he got home the bear was back.
I just can't believethe bidding went from $2 to $300+
Why is it that stuff like this only happens to people who are very good at writing?
You never see eBay auction descriptions like...
this is my bear from when I was a kid. it magicially appeared when i growed up in a store thats not really there and started killing birds and my cat, but i couldnt see it doing it just heard it. so i want to get rid of it. warning, this bear is haunted.
I bet it would sell if it was like this:
this is my bear from when I was a kid. it magicially appeared when i growed up in a store thats not really there and started killing birds and my cat, but i couldnt see it doing it just heard it. so i want to get rid of it. warning, this bear is haunted. it's coming to get me help help aaaahhh!
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Aren't you that bear's second cousin?
How much common sense does it take to realize that is complete fiction?? I can't believe there is actually someone willing to pay $320 bucks for that scam!![]()
My exact thought.
BTW, I still sleep with a Teddy Bear my husband gave me when we first started dating.![]()
It's like the street beggar who gives you a good line . . . sometimes you're willing to pay just for the effort put into the story.
Absolutely fake.
I'm not reading that story, but one of those comes a long every few months. The last one I read, the seller even said there is no garuntee the doll would even arrive to you because the doll has a mind of it's own and unpackages itself in the mail, only to come back home.
It will probably end with a bid of 2,000,000 dollars either way. These things always turn into jokes.
The funniest thing I ever saw was some dude selling his ex-wife's wedding dress. That was funny.
Questions from other members : Large Stuffed Bear - Haunted / Demonic Presence Item number: 6056014456
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: Has this bear been taken to a certified excorsist? And has it been given a sponge bath? I'm really, frightfully worried ... that it might smell. Thanks---Syrus.
May-05-06
A: It smells of brimstone. I will include an air freshener in the box on request (the little dangly pine tree thing).
Q: Could you clarify if this is a demonic possession by a creature of the netherworld or a ghostly haunting by a restless undead? I am willing to bid on one, but not the other.
May-05-06
A: I'll get back to you on this one.
Q: OK, this might seem an odd inquiry, but here goes: My girlfriend whom I have been dating for a year and am deeply in love with is having an affair. I was just tippped off to this by one of her good friends. I was doubtful at first, but this information was confirmed soberly by a second friend whom I trust implicitly. Not only is she having an affair, but it's with a mutual aquaintance. I consider myself to be a fairly perceptive guy, but I had no clue. My quandry is this: I had planned on simply breaking up with her, but in all truth, I am enraged. I feel I deserve justice. And from what I've read, Baron is just what she deserves. My question to you is whether or not you feel that, if I buy Baron and have it shipped to Marissa, that he can be trusted to pull his dark mojo on her or not. I mean, he's supernatural, so there's obviously SOME chance he could find me, yes? I don't wanna mess with no funky evil bear.
May-05-06
A: She deserves it. Normally I would say yes, but sacrificing your harlot of a girlfriend to him should keep him happy. Did I mention that I'll giftwrap?
Q: All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,All work and no Ebay makes Baron a dull bear,
May-05-06
A: Dear lord.
Q: This really creepy. I was printing this auction for a friend to read and my whole computer locked and shut down.
May-05-06
A: I've been getting a lot of responses describing similar occurences, such as PC crashes, power outages, etc.
Q: Does the bear come gift wrapped?
May-05-06
A: I can do that.
Q: Hi! are you for real? i believe in the paranormal having seeing things in my house, but a murderous stuffed toy? if you do have video proof send me it or put it back in the listing! what is the bear doing in the video?
May-05-06
A: It involves the basement and rafters. I will post it at the end of the auction.
Q: Hi do you think Baron would respond to a little TLC ? He looks very sweet, I no appearances can be deceptive-but perhaps all he needs is love?? Are you prepared to risk shipping to UK-?? If so what is the cost? Thankyou I hope Baron finds some peace. Love Cathy
May-05-06
A: I feel very happy about being on the brink of getting this damn thing out of my life, so I have let some 'gallows humor' slip into my answers. MAKE NO MISTAKE, this is not a sweet bear. This is not a bear that needs love. I don't know what shipping to the UK would cost. Show your postman this auction.
Q: Dear Sir, At the moment this is just a story and nothing else, a pretty far fetched story too. What proof do you have that any of this actually happened, surely there must be some Police/Fire/Ambulance reports, video recordings (you said you had one but took it back off again), pictures or audio tapes. If you are able to prove any of this story you are telling, then I will undoubtedly be able to secure you substantially more than anyone else is offering, I have a client who would be willing to pay $10,000 if not more for this with some sort of proof. I look forward to your reply. Many thanks and kind regards, Alan
May-05-06
A: You do not wish to experience what proof would be for you.
Q: As a fellow Athenian, I just wanted to give kudos for this listing. I especially liked your statement regarding Maynard Krebbs![]()
May-05-06
A: Thank you, maybe I'll make the DPA. Maynard Krebbs was a common typo for Leonard Crabs. (the keys are so close together)
Q: Do you have any other do entaion, other than just the story you have posted, about the bears paranormal activity? Like a video, more pictures, or even tape recordings of the unexplained noises that this 'demon' creates?
May-05-06
A: I originally had a video posted but removed it for personal reasons.
Q: Ya just gotta love Ebay.. LOL
May-05-06
A: I do like eBay very much. I sold some things and bought some and have done so now and then since 2003!
Q: have you thought to contacted TAPS about this beer?
May-05-06
A: Haven't really contacted anyone about this, all I did was list the auction. I'm a little overwhelmed at all the response so far.
Q: I am very interested in your bear just because I am now very intrigued by it and I was wondering if you would have a price that you would sell it to me for?
May-04-06
A: I'm going to let the auction run. I understand that you are intrigued but please limit your bids to one dollar increments. It would be horrible if you were a throwaway account just messing with the auction, because I'm pretty sure that Baron would take offense to this.
Q: I'm thinking of bidding, but aren't you the slightest worried that Baron will make his way back home to you, and I'll lose my item?
May-04-06
A: Properly bound, Baron can not interact with the physical plane through the stuffed bear. I am not responsible for tampering with this protection, or for Baron going missing, Baron going to a schoolyard and eating children, lost or eaten housepets, damage to house, mental anguish, etc. Maynard Krebbs is helping me write a legal statement to eliminate any liability on my part.
Q: how can u prove this and why cant u destory it or whatever instead of passing it on like the ring or something....i hate chucky
May-04-06
A: I'm pretty sure Baron, properly controlled, would completely annihilate chucky. If you have a chucky problem, this might be your key to a chucky-free life.
Q: How will you ship it? (Encased in lead?) Can you provide a shipping estimate for Sudbury, Ontario P3C1C8? Thanks in advance.
May-04-06
A: I'm considering shipping it in a tasteful wooden chest or box. Or, if you want to save on shipping, I could just stuff him into a cardboard container with styrofoam peanuts. I make no predictions on how shipping Baron will affect his temperament or powers. I'll get back to you on the shipping estimate but I've never charged people more than it cost me to send.
Q: I'm too scared to buy it myself!!! if i bought it as a present for someone else,just to be awfully annoying to them,is there a chance the bear,once it's '' finished '' with the victim,would come seeking me? if not,i may put a bid on for it. please don't lie about the situation,i don't want to finish wringing my hands with glee at the sight of the victims newly found horrible situation in the local newspaper,and then find you've double crossed me,and the bear starts coming for me with a vengance down the street!!
May-04-06
A: Most likely the bear will wander into the world and find another unsuspecting soul to torment, if it is released and succeeds in defeating a new owner. I'd be more worried about it coming back after me than after you..
Q: I don't mean to sound entirely rude about this inquiry; but honestly - do you really expect someone to pay for a knife-wielding bear. At the very least you should give me this ion for free; paying for S&H. Personally I don't want this thing judging by your story however, as you asked for some assistance I would gladly assist you in your endeavor to rid your life of such a bane. I am curious about the ordeal with the eyes and the full past of this en y please contact me at [email protected]. If it sounds well enough I just may purchase the malevolent en y. Thank you for your time.
May-04-06
A: I will give the full story of how the bear was subdued to the winning bidder. My aquaintances who know about this sort of thing told me it was important that someone buy it from me. Trying to give it away would not work and I have not described the two times where I took the bear to a dumpster and then a supermarket parking lot and both times found it back in my house.
A: You do not wish to experience what proof would be for you.
A: I'm pretty sure Baron, properly controlled, would completely annihilate chucky. If you have a chucky problem, this might be your key to a chucky-free life.![]()
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People do this all the time on ebay... there was a haunted painting that was up for auction a year or two ago and it ended up going for 10k i believe. I think that everyone knows that it's fake, but it soon becomes a part of pop culture and becomes valuable from the publicity alone... I mean we are talking about it on our forum and im sure other people are talking about it on others as well. The writer/seller knows what he is doing and i say go for it.
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