For the love of god someone caption this!!

[Amuseddaysleeper]

[Cant_Be_Faded]

That is scary

[Amuseddaysleeper]

hahaha it looks like Dirk really did have too much time off!

[A-Train]

Old.

[Shank]

Yeah...about 2-3 years too late on that one.

Did you hear Daryl Royal retired as head coach of the Longhorns?

[J.T.]

in 2003...

Nash: So what's up D?
Dirk: Watchin the game. Having a Bud.

Dirk: WASSUUPPPP!!

Nash: Look the Spurs are beating the Nets.
Dirk: True.

SPURS BASKETBALL.
TRUE.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Yeah...about 2-3 years too late on that one.

Did you hear Daryl Royal retired as head coach of the Longhorns?

did you hear the mavs got eliminated from the (insert any year here) playoffs?

[J.T.]

did you hear the mavs got eliminated from the (insert any year here) playoffs?

MAVS BASKETBALL.
TRUE.

[Shank]

Did you hear that San Antonio is over-run by illegals? And hey - you might get a baseball team!

[A-Train]

Did you hear that San Antonio is over-run by illegals? And hey - you might get a baseball team!

Even when the poor boy tries to be funny...

[J.T.]

Did you hear that San Antonio is over-run by illegals? And hey - you might get a baseball team!

[Shank]

[J.T.]

City smack is weak, yo.

[Shank]

So is bringing up pictures from 2003.

[Trainwreck2100]

Holy crap, he actually resorted to city smack

[A-Train]

Not just city smack but 'hey, you got a lot of hispanics down there' smack. That's some quality retro-70s smack right there.

Dan Issel wouldn't have a problem with it, though.

[T-Pain]

i havent seen that picture before either

[Shank]

i havent seen that picture before either

Then you're a ing idiot that doesn't follow sports worth a . These pictures were taken IN SAN ANTONIO AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT?

...in 2003.

[Shank]

Not just city smack but 'hey, you got a lot of hispanics down there' smack. That's some quality retro-70s smack right there.

Dan Issel wouldn't have a problem with it, though.

Let me guess - your little city only gets Jim Rome.

[Ishta]

Then you're a ing idiot that doesn't follow sports worth a . These pictures were taken IN SAN ANTONIO AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT?

...in 2003.

sheesh get over yourself already.

[Deb]

I don't care what year it is, Dirk is still butt ugly. He does look like a goat, as someone previously mentioned. And as much as I like Nashty, he's pretty scary here too. Must have looked at Dirk the Goatman's face too long.

[Ishta]

I don't care what year it is, Dirk is still butt ugly. He does look like a goat, as someone previously mentioned. And as much as I like Nashty, he's pretty scary here too. Must have looked at Dirk the Goatman's face too long.

he looks like neandrathal man

[Shank]

I don't care what year it is, Dirk is still butt ugly. He does look like a goat, as someone previously mentioned. And as much as I like Nashty, he's pretty scary here too. Must have looked at Dirk the Goatman's face too long.

Hmmm...so "how a guy looks" smack somehow trumps "city smack"? Way to be hypocritical.

[Deb]

Hmmm...so "how a guy looks" smack somehow trumps "city smack"? Way to be hypocritical.

Not trying to trump "city smack". Only those with low IQ's feel compelled to do that.

And Dirk is still ugly.

[SpursWoman]

Then you're a ing idiot that doesn't follow sports worth a . These pictures were taken IN SAN ANTONIO AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT IT?

...in 2003.

Did that really illicit that strong of a response? Not everyone GAF about every little internet picture of the Mavs or former Mavs....WTF?