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    One In A Million Spurfect's Avatar
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    Creepy Tow Truck Driver

    The day before yesterday I had to go with this tow truck driver to pick up my car in Katy, TX. it got stuck there after the whole hurricane rita fiasco..

    anyway, I was only gonna give him the keys and let him get it himself but he insisted on me going with him. the ride was, well, fairly awkward. he kept asking me about my love life. then he told me a story he heard on the radio about lesbians and how they had sex with their dog and when the dog went and screwed the neighbors dog, one of the lesbians killed it out of jealously. of course he got alot more into detail about it than I just did.

    W. T. F. ??

    oh yeah and he didnt use the word "sex" really, he preferred "F***". classy. After we got my car he stopped at a store and got me a drink then as we were passing restaurants he asked if i was hungry. uh no way am i going to go eat with you, buddy. ew

    ladies share your experiences with creepy men.. I've got a ton of them. :vomit

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    You can't handle The Truth TheTruth's Avatar
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    I know this guy who likes to watch women through their windows as the sleep at night.

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Why don't you tell me where you live and I'll tell you some of my Creepy Men stories in person?

    Wear something blue. And no shoes.

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    How many guns did you have with you?

    I carry at least 2 when I am on the road. A 13 round Sig (Army M11 pistol) with laser and a ultralight Kel-Tek P32 for backup...

    Normally creeping people don't fook with me when a red dot is on the chest...

    Ok now to being serious about your thread.. I do suggest you get martial arts + Texas CHL training...

    More is better.

    Glad your ok. Everyone should have a self defense plan if broke down on the side of the road. Flashlight, cellphone, mace at least... Gun only if your comfortable with it.

    But at least know how to kick the chin's.. kick the nad.. pull hair etc.



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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I'm creepy.

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    Money Winobili MiNuS's Avatar
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    Spurfect,doesn't this topic belong in the "Political Forum".

    We don't need to talk about Bush in "The Club"

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    That's what she said. LuvBones's Avatar
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    How you meet so many weird guys i will never know.. but since you already have plenty of creepy men stories, why would you go with a stranger tow truck driver?!

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Hey Spurfect arent you kinda cute you should expect things to happen to cute girls....and damn tlong i see your avatar and all i keep thinking is..."There here"

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    One In A Million Spurfect's Avatar
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    How you meet so many weird guys i will never know.. but since you already have plenty of creepy men stories, why would you go with a stranger tow truck driver?!
    lol I'll never know either. am I some sort of magnet to them? lol. I went with him because Jose is the one that recommended him, supposedly it's the guy that tows all of his cars and he knows him.. so I wasn't really worried

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    That's what she said. LuvBones's Avatar
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    ah ok... yeah, don't trust Jose anymore. He's always trying to hook you up with ANYONE.

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    I have a lot of creepy guy/stalker stories .. none of which I want to talk about on the internet to provoke more.

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    One In A Million Spurfect's Avatar
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    ah ok... yeah, don't trust Jose anymore. He's always trying to hook you up with ANYONE.
    lol I know. but he kinda gave up on that already, lol. this guy was married though and had like 17,000 kids

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    What about creepy girl stories? Like the kind that show up at your window covered in branches because they've been hiding in your bushes. It happens!

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    What about creepy girl stories? Like the kind that show up at your window covered in branches because they've been hiding in your bushes. It happens!

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    One In A Million Spurfect's Avatar
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    What about creepy girl stories? Like the kind that show up at your window covered in branches because they've been hiding in your bushes. It happens!
    silly there are no creepy GIRLS! lol j/k..I'm sure there are some. feel free to share those stories too

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    There's a shemale living in my neighborhood.

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    You ain't mad spurs=bling's Avatar
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    Hey and damn tlong i see your avatar and all i keep thinking is..."There here"

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    You ain't mad spurs=bling's Avatar
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    There's a shemale living in my neighborhood.
    @ shemale

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    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    There are a lot of ed up people in this world, I guess you encountered one....

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    One In A Million Spurfect's Avatar
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    Hey Spurfect arent you kinda cute you should expect things to happen to cute girls....and damn tlong i see your avatar and all i keep thinking is..."There here"
    I was thinking the same thing! About tlong's avatar...lol

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    One In A Million Spurfect's Avatar
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    There are a lot of ed up people in this world, I guess you encountered one....
    I've encountered plenty, lol. I dont really know if he was messed up or what.. but isn't it kinda strange to talk about stuff like that with someone you dont even know? i mean come on people should know better

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    A lot of people think they will never get attacked, mugged, robbed etc.
    You should get some pepper spray at least... every woman or person out on there own should have it or better. Murphy's law...

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    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    I've encountered plenty, lol. I dont really know if he was messed up or what.. but isn't it kinda strange to talk about stuff like that with someone you dont even know? i mean come on people should know better
    Maybe he thought you looked good and wanted to get it on?

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    One In A Million Spurfect's Avatar
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    A lot of people think they will never get attacked, mugged, robbed etc.
    You should get some pepper spray at least... every woman or person out on there own should have it or better. Murphy's law...
    yeah that's true. i'm too chicken to have guns around but I can deal with pepper spray

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    Maybe he thought you looked good and wanted to get it on?
    :vomit :vomit :vomit lol

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