Magic Potato Hands

[ChumpDumper]

I don't know what they are but I saw the end of the commercial selling them and I want them just because of the name. How could Magic Potato Hands not be worth $19.95 + s/h?

[Melmart1]

Are you sure you are only half drunk?

[ChumpDumper]

I swear to God, I was flipping past HGTV and behold!

I just want to be able to ask dinner guests if they'd like to see my Magic Potato Hands. You could riff on that for hours!

[Melmart1]

Damn, and I thought I was on the up and up when it came to wee-hour infomercials. As an insomniac, I am quite ashamed.

[ShoogarBear]

Mel, would you like to see my Magic Cu ber?

[Melmart1]

Is there a 30-day money-back guarantee?