And GOD said...

[2Blonde]

Try staying out of the lion’s den

Lioness in Ukrainian zoo kills man who drops in invoking deity’s protection
Updated: 12:43 a.m. CT June 6, 2006
KIEV, Ukraine - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in the Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said Monday.

“The man shouted, ‘God will save me, if he exists,’ lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions,” the official said.

“A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery.”
The incident on Sunday evening, when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

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[Vashner]

Richard Prior - "Don't be in with them lions and "...

[Borosai]

So...does this mean God doesn't exist?

[ShoogarBear]

Dude forgot he had to change his name to Daniel first.