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    Proud Silver Medalist Doug Collins's Avatar
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    Here´s to hoping Stern calls it in, ultra-jew style, for Game 6 after the Cuban stare down. I say at least 60 fts for D-wade with automatic fouls called in the last 2 minutes of each quarter everytime he touches the ball. And just to piss off Cuban even more, all of Antoine Walker´s shots count as 8 points.

    you Cuban.

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    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    I heard this year, there's a Menorah given out for 2nd place, so I hope Mark has room on his mantle...

    and the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room...

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    fuk yo team clown Dingle Barry's Avatar
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    I think Nowitzski should be suspended for a flagrantly limp wristed attack on the innocent exercise bike in the tunnel.

    Even Hasslehoff would cringe at that effort.

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    If you can't slam with the best then jam with the rest sabar's Avatar
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    The bike attack was uncalled for. I expect a $250,000 fine.
    And that ball kick into the stands could have killed a small child in theory.

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    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    I'm hooked on a feelin'!

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    Proud Silver Medalist Doug Collins's Avatar
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    I can hear the sound Dirk made when pushing the bike almost like an "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmph" similar to when you try to get action from your girlfriend but she´s on her period.

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    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    I can hear the sound Dirk made when pushing the bike almost like an "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmph" similar to when you try to get action from your girlfriend but she´s on her period.
    Or when you get in a fight over whether her non-housebroken dog should be tied via leash to a kitchen table in your brand new house and then she runs outside and calls her friend in Alabama to complain about how you're an asshole, so you simply get the cheap bottle of wine out of the fridge and proceed to calm her nerves by eventually doing her in the shower while washing with a Nutrogena scrub that was formerly sponsored by Jason Taylor of the Miami Dolphins... how many fouls did Dirk get tonight - does anyone know?

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    Proud Silver Medalist Doug Collins's Avatar
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    Or when you get in a fight over whether her non-housebroken dog should be tied via leash to a kitchen table in your brand new house and then she runs outside and calls her friend in Alabama to complain about how you're an asshole, so you simply get the cheap bottle of wine out of the fridge and proceed to calm her nerves by eventually doing her in the shower while washing with a Nutrogena scrub that was formerly sponsored by Jason Taylor of the Miami Dolphins... how many fouls did Dirk get tonight - does anyone know?


    ĦĦĦHigh five...I like!!! He had 5 fts but if you multiply that by the dirk factor it shouldve been about 83.

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    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    ĦĦĦHigh five...I like!!! He had 5 fts but if you multiply that by the dirk factor it shouldve been about 83.
    How many fouls did he commit? His second one shouldn't have come until about 1 minute left in overtime if this were a typical game...

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    Proud Silver Medalist Doug Collins's Avatar
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    How many fouls did he commit? His second one shouldn't have come until about 1 minute left in overtime if this were a typical game...

    Hold your breath...he had 4 fouls called against him. I for one demand a recount.

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    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    Hanging chad... only one was meant for him - the last one that lost the game!! High five!! Everywhere I see his hair... throw him!

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    Clever got me this far... JMarkJohns's Avatar
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    He should be fined a million dollars. But to piss Cuban off even more, don't asses the fine until after the Finals are over, that way if the Mavericks lose, it's like adding insult to injury. If he says anything else here on out... double it.

    Seriously, who does Cuban think he is?

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    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    He should be fined a million dollars. But to piss Cuban off even more, don't asses the fine until after the Finals are over, that way if the Mavericks lose, it's like adding insult to injury. If he says anything else here on out... double it.

    Seriously, who does Cuban think he is?
    An MFFL!! Duh!!

    That or Brian Gillett mixed with George Harrison's hair

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    Proud Silver Medalist Doug Collins's Avatar
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    An MFFL!! Duh!!

    That or Brian Gillett mixed with George Harrison's hair

    Uhhhhh Brian Jewlett MFFL4life lol lol lmao rofl thanks dusty!!!!

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    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    Uhhhhh Brian Jewlett MFFL4life lol lol lmao rofl thanks dusty!!!!
    He and Stern are "working things out" /// Jewlett IM'd Stu Jackson and said that he might have made the "worst mistake of [his] life" and that he and Stern are on a "3-month trial period" even though he still "loves Jackson more"

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    Proud Silver Medalist Doug Collins's Avatar
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    He and Stern are "working things out" /// Jewlett IM'd Stu Jackson and said that he might have made the "worst mistake of [his] life" and that he and Stern are on a "3-month trial period" even though he still "loves Jackson more"

    "3-month trial period" is that like AOL or what?

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    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    "3-month trial period" is that like AOL or what?
    It's like this relationship is being controlled by Bennett Salvatore - you don't know what is going to come next... but rest-assured there is some definite Jewing ahead

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    It must be sad to be a Spurs fan these days. Your so bitter that they lost that your only recourse is to cheer for this screw job by the NBA. Pathetic.

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    LOL...

    Mavs roll in games 6 and 7

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    Spurs Homer. D'oh! MadDog73's Avatar
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    It must be sad to be a Spurs fan these days. Your so bitter that they lost that your only recourse is to cheer for this screw job by the NBA. Pathetic.

    No, it's just great to see the Mavs lose a game based on the same bull calls that cost the Spurs their series.

    I don't like this "new, improved Mark Cuban style" basketball. And neither should Mavs fans, even if it does win them a Championship...

    no basketball fan should be excited that games are being won on the free throw line.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    your only recourse is to cheer for this screw job by the NBA. Pathetic.
    Why not, you did

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    9mm nkdlunch's Avatar
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    It must be sad to be a Spurs fan these days. Your so bitter that they lost that your only recourse is to cheer for this screw job by the NBA. Pathetic.

    Let's see, losing in the 2nd round but giving it your best, or performing a historic choke job vs. the lowly Heat, and giftwrapping Snaq's ring???

    nah, It's sadder to be a Mav fan.

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    It must be sad to be a Spurs fan these days. Your so bitter that they lost that your only recourse is to cheer for this screw job by the NBA. Pathetic.

    more pathetic then a bunch of mav fans signing up over at a SPURS forum? more pathetic then the choke job your mavs have given in this series?
    more pathetic then their bs win over the SPURS?
    more pathetic then all their cheating and disrespecting?
    more pathetic then cuban?
    more pathetic then aj's whining?
    more pathetic then dirk's 2-14 in game 4?
    more pathetic then the dallas mavericks?
    Last edited by FUCKMARKCUBAN; 06-19-2006 at 02:59 PM.

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Can we please refrain from the "Jew" comments?

    Thank you.

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    dirk is suspended game 6>>>confirm already

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