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i always liked kitchen sex the most
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.
i always liked kitchen sex the most
That's cute.
My goal in life is to remain in the "kitchen sex" stage perpetually.
I'm going to sleep and hopefully the 8th kind of sex will happen
That was funny.
Why isn't butt sex listed?
i knew something was missing
There's no cuddling after anal... damn where is that picture at
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9th kind is Getting Your Ass Reamed in a Club Advice Thread
There is no hand sex. Does that count?
I like the type of sex where I get to score with a hot chick.
Yeah, so it's on the blog.
Everybody always tells me they like that pic. Plus, there's a funny story behind it from The Star, so it reminds me of that.
I figured. It is (at least to me) funny.
We took that picture (obviously just me with my finger, the globe was a photoshop job) for a point/counterpoint column on whether the NBA should change the All-Star format to World v. US or something similar.
I chose the World side while my counterpart (who I still owe $267 to in a small claims suit) chose the standard.
In the newspaper, my left foot was cut off by the word wrap.
In a following issue, we ran a correction saying roughly. "News Editor Joe Ruiz does in fact have a left foot. We apologize for the error."
Man - that was nasty
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