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  1. #1
    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    From Clan in Da Front by Wu-Tang (GZA)

    The response while I bomb that ass,
    "You ain't !"
    Your wack-ass town had you gassed.
    Egos is somethin the Wu-Tang crush.
    Souped up z on a stage get rushed.
    I don't give a god damn, all the shows you did,
    How many rhymes you got, or who knows you kid.
    Cuz I don't know ya therefore show me what you know.
    I come sharp as a blade and I cut you slow.
    You become so pat as my style increases.
    What's that in your pants? Ahhh a human feces!
    Throw your ty drawers in the hamper.
    Next time come strapped with a ing Pamper.

  2. #2
    All Praise Rick Neuheisel SA Gunslinger's Avatar
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    I'm up before the sunrise, first to hit the block.
    Little bad motha a with a pocket full of rocks.
    And I'm totin' these thangs, get my skinny little ass kicked.
    And s laugh, til' tha first motha a got blasted.
    I put the in his casket,
    Now they coverin' the bas in plastic.
    I smoke blunts on a regular buck when it counts.
    I'm tryin' to make a million dollars outta quarter ounce.
    And gettin' lost on the five-o, them hos.
    Got a 45 screamin' about survival.
    Hey can I lay low, cook some yay-yo.
    Hollar "one-time" when I say so.
    Don't want to go to the pen, I'm hittin' fences.
    Narcs on a 's back, missin' me by inches.
    And they say how do you survive weighin' 165
    In a city where the skinny s die?
    Tell Mama don't cry.
    Even when they kill me,
    They can never take the game from a young G.

  3. #3
    All Praise Rick Neuheisel SA Gunslinger's Avatar
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    I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself

    is life worth living should I blast myself?

    I'm tired of bein' poor & even worse I'm black

    my stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch

    Cops give a damn about a negro

    pull the trigger kill a he's a hero

  4. #4
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    They told me that pain was just in the brain, the irony of that
    Cause that was the slogan showing, when they tried to see my tats
    Never knew what was in the skin, would finally be a fact
    Feeling like mother nature's, right behind me with a gat
    Take that, the rain's loud on the window when it taps
    To help with the time, I thought that I could finally be relaxed
    Tired of being po', yeah trying to leave the rats
    Walk out to see three of your tires, that be on flat
    And that one tire, left a sign of hope
    That helps you to keep on grinding, when you kinda broke
    That helps you to keep composure, up around your folk
    That keeps from trying to wrap a rope, around your throat
    Don't choke, you feeling like giving up
    Life isn't a million bucks, you feeling like living sucks
    God's telling you hear your boy, but you don't wanna give him trust
    Mama telling you pay your ties, and you yell at her back for what
    So the pastor can ride faster, get some rims on his truck
    I don't think that they'll miss, ten percent of negative bucks
    Put some Henny up in your cup, your problems will start to drown
    But soon as your buzz leaves, them problems come back around, damn

    Your bills keep adding up, to be alone you prefer
    Bill collectors steady calling, starting to get on your nerves
    Your rent due on the first, but right now it's the third
    Telling yourself it's gon get better, but ain't believing a word
    Feel like it's hard to deal, tomorrow it's harder still
    Not to mention the realest member, of your family is getting ill
    Tell me it isn't so, tell me it isn't real
    In the mist of all the drama, you take a lil' time to kneel
    To deal you take a pill, just to deal with the drama
    You thinking your life sinking, and there isn't a plumber
    They tell you what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger
    You'd have to be a Superman, to lift as much as me partna
    (Could tell you stay strong) you're trying, but help is just what you doubting
    Cause the room is a monsoon, that's never gon get to drying
    The storm is moving on, and you thinking these people lying
    They saying they had it worse, but how come they all keep on smiling

  5. #5
    All Praise Rick Neuheisel SA Gunslinger's Avatar
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    . .
    .
    , please
    I'm treated like a in disease.
    You say: why can I call myself a so quick?
    Cause I can reach in my draws and pull out a bigger
    Yo! z say we cool
    But, cracker say not to up
    But I got to be a fast
    Not to be the last
    Or I have to beat your ass,
    In the city you see action first
    Then hear about it later
    In a verse I curse
    Because I [?] with this to keep my straight bumpin'
    Murder created by the streets of Compton
    I get it from the underground poet
    I live it, I see it, and I write it
    Because I know it
    And if you think I'm ing your wife
    Your mother in' right
    Yo! Because I'm a for Life

    -----------------

    Easily I'm aproachin'
    There ain't no jokin'
    When the pussy holes are open
    Ready to until my is raw
    Yo! the mutha in' devil son 'n law
    Peter, Peter, pussy eater
    No it's the E the motha in' pussy beater
    And i'm a quick-up trick-up up a quid to trick up the
    So come here and lick up the lick up the lick up the
    Now how many nuts would it take for me,
    To let that graduate to lesson 3, let's see...

    [Splash Splash ..]

    As you can see I straight wax that ass
    Back up unless you want nut in your eye
    I never never ever ever seen a cry
    Nut 1, nut 2 nut 4 5 6
    I lost the 3rd nut in the mix - it!

    Hey yo yella boy, let's rewind it!

    6 5 4 nut 3 is up
    Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
    You wanna feel the baby try your luck
    Because the E likes to yo
    I get 'em stuck-on and get the on
    Give 'em a to roam and tell 'em thanks for the pussy hole

    I find 'em 'em and flee you know
    but before I d.o'
    yo, I take a ho' to the hotel
    to the motel
    to the holiday inn
    yo, if that start in' up [what's you do?]
    I'll just her friend ...

  6. #6
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    Walking that hallway where mom say, she get treated the wrong way
    And all they, do is just argue about it all day
    And all they, never handle it in a calm way
    She throws stuff at him, while he tries to hop out of harm's way
    And y'all say, that it ain't no place like home
    Which is true, cause home is really like no place I've known
    They can't see the light is dark, even with the light bulbs on
    But even when the good times die, life goes on
    Yeah look in the bathroom, look at this girl throwing up
    Naw she's not sick, but she's sick of life cause she knows it sucks
    Cause her father's, not around to see her growing up
    Her birthday's tomorrow, we know that bas ain't showing up
    Look at him po'ing up, liquor in the kitchen
    Daddy got problems, he treat liquor like the prescription
    He's broke and he blame mama, cause she can't fix 'em
    Now the neighbors whisp'ring, bout how the family became victims
    But don't piss him off, cause you know that he's violent
    You know he won't quit, throwing his fist till she's silent
    911, can somebody please dial it
    Lord please, could you help me put a end to this riot

  7. #7
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    A religion is what you missing, someone tell me how can it
    Make people panic, mention God and all the weak people vanish
    Take God your woman and your family, even your own life for granted
    Until you slanted on the planet, with your face in the granite
    And I won't have it, I don't wanna see my culture divided
    So I decided to remind it, there's a choice and provide it
    So put your ego to the side, soon as you standing beside it
    Raise your right hand, and let the spirit know it's invited
    Don't need to fight it, I just wanna make it right before they bury me
    Cause the truth is like therapy, plus my conscience is tearing me
    Into pieces as deadly was dealt, was not even fair to me
    To the soldiers that passed in the game, we missing you terribly
    Thank my family especially, in my mind like telepathy
    Staying humble's the recipe, keep my faith and he blessing me
    I use the energy left in me, to make sure they respecting me
    Walk the steps of my destiny, like I know he protecting me
    I'm a leader, believe the people won't get to see less of me
    No they won't see the death of me, or no police arresting me
    I live life so successfully, and just show em the best of me
    On another level mentally, this position was meant for me

  8. #8
    All Praise Rick Neuheisel SA Gunslinger's Avatar
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    One-time! One-time!
    the five-oh cause they after me
    Kill me if they could, I'll never let em capture me
    Done lost too many z to this gangbangin
    Homies died in my arms, with his brains hangin, ed up!
    I had to tell him it was alright, and that's a lie
    and he knew it when he shook and died, my God
    Even though I know I'm wrong man
    Hennesey make a think he strong, man (heh heh)
    I can't sleep, so I stay up, don't wanna them es
    Try to calm me down, I ain't givin up
    I'm gettin lost in the weed, man, gettin high
    Livin everday, like I'm gon' die (gon' die, gon' die)
    I smoke a blunt to take the pain out, and if I wasn't high
    probably try to blow my brains out
    Lord knows...

  9. #9
    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Daz and Kurupt throw some real misogynistic on wax, huh?

    I flip-flop and serve hoes with the fat .
    'Till I die I'm still screaming that es ain't .

    * - * - * - * - *

    Well, if Kurupt gave a about a , I'd always be broke.
    I'd never have no mother ing indo to smoke.
    I gets laced and looney.
    you can't do me.
    Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
    I have no love for hoes.
    That's somethin I learned in the pound,
    so how the am I supposed
    to pay this ho, just to lay this ho?
    I know the pussy's mine, so I'ma a couple more times.
    And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it.
    Pass it to the homie, now you hit it.
    Cause she ain't nuthin but a to me.
    And y'all know, that es ain't to me.
    I gives a , why don't y'all pay attention?
    Approach it with a different proposition.
    I'm Kurupt, Ho
    You'll never be my only one.
    Trick ass !

    * - * - * - * - *

    a ; don't tease , strip tease
    Eat a bowl of these , gobble the
    Hoes forgot to eat a can shut the up!
    Gobble and swallow a nut up, shut up and get my cash
    Backhanded, pimpslapped backwards and left stranded
    Just pop ya collar, pimp convention hoes for a dollar
    Six-Deuce in a plush, six-deuce impala
    Pimpin hoes from Texas to Guatemala
    z paid for hoes, just to lay wit hoes
    Relax one night, and paid to stay wit hoes
    Captain Save'Em all day ( ) well save this
    , you more of a than a
    You ain't into hittin pussy, or hittin the switch
    You into hittin es off of the grip, you punk

  10. #10
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    Revolutionary, scary
    Thought provoking, spoken,
    Words of a chain I don't feel but I see,
    visions from me
    at twenty three making us free in my community
    one day is what I live for,
    ain't thinking about no hope no more
    I got my boots I kick it till I get with
    Adapt and overcome, oh hum hum
    Go get my gun, load up for fun, and put down with the frown
    What goes round comes round from M.L.K. to cascade
    I know its through them plenty figures
    cocaine dealers walk the wrong side
    up in they rides,
    looking cleaner then I seen them the last time
    Then selling dimes, now its quarter keys, stacking G's
    In the South Indies
    my them folks riding bicycles among vehicles
    off in the hood
    Knowing each and every ###### sellin', but can you blame
    the fact the only way a brother can survive the game
    the block hard to get by the dope dealing, fatal killings
    in fair times so writing rhymes
    it ain't just the police
    we kill each other just lost another brother
    fast living will get you took,
    thinking it can't happen to you and then it do
    off crooked schemes its just a dream
    floating face down in the mainstream

    Chorus:

    Think it is when it ain't all peaches and cream
    that's why some are found floating face down in the main stream


    Verse 2:

    They swan divin'
    fit they name be thrashing an album
    go-kart rushin' to finish their album then you find them
    lost, dog paddling, back stroking, what done happened?
    be rhymin' catching the day when the recipe calls for black and
    wrong ingredients,
    maybe too much herbs and es,
    maybe you got hungry for the wrong dish
    southern greens and this entice them how them joke the same
    so I'm gonna sing just like them to get where they at
    I'll even break my by back to touch their rim if I gotta
    My alta mater be that I follow
    I bite whatever that's looking tasty, water it down then swallow
    I hope you vomit, won't call no names cause that's not my job
    it just applies to whom it may concern you know who you are
    but if you don't you never will, you just receive the steel
    but then it might get ugly cause trust me s do feel
    the way that I felt when I wrote this, but we must stay in focus
    we kings and queens up in this thing, get rid of all them jokers
    face down, face down, face down

    (Chorus)

    Verse 3:

    I let you stay in my crib, now you know where I live
    when you was hungry, fed you a hot meal, look at the hand you deal
    me crudball business giving ######s inches so here, take a foot
    luck only counts in rabbit's feet and horseshoes,
    experience is sometimes the best teacher until we get our own plate
    I hope you don't mind me eating off of yours,
    process momma moping like jerry
    meanwhile, fairies of the street tinkling pixie dust over greenery
    never to obtain another level of con-science
    only to test, to poke and see
    why laying here, they scheme over one another mouth to feed
    ??? with a decision to make, now words shake your destiny
    but a missle will take it all the way just as quick as you can say
    I wish I never did what I did now face this bid
    it was the company you kept, the many places you slept
    when you shouldn't have, geeking like a rat, jumping like a trap
    contributing to sin and your in the court showing paper thin
    got you ######s where they want you again,
    floating face down in the mainstream
    thats why, thats why, thats why

    (Chorus)


    Verse 4:

    Everybody's a player, rubbin them kangols on their head
    thinking its all about your clothes, ###### its all about your self
    the way you feel about your life, the times that you done shared with
    your friends and family, up and down like hoes give head
    to s oh, six, serving them in the mix, but ain't no mystery
    you know the history about this clique
    oh, what, you want me to call you ?
    then why you ing all them ######s letting them all up in your guts
    but see that AIDS I'm afraid that's why I play the quiet role
    I lay in the cut, every month thinking I'll let that fire roll
    like chimneys, and smoke signals, maybe peace pipes even
    my partners call me Big Boi and my first name is not Steven
    in the mainstream, home team banging them with these hits
    in the mix flowing like some mother ing swordfish

  11. #11
    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    Woke up in the A.M., toasted out of my cranium
    Gotta take a , took a dump in the Mediterranean
    Flushed the toilet, hit the shower
    Snatched a fit up out the clos'
    Miles of a '96 broom handle
    Hangin half-way out my draws

  12. #12
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    No way you'll never make it
    Come with the weak I break kids
    Step into my zone mad rhymes will stifle ya
    Lines like rifles go blast when I kick some ass
    A lot of rappers be like one time wonders
    Couldn't say a fly rhyme if there was one right under
    Their noses I hate those mother in posers
    But I'm so real to them it's scary
    And with my unique skills nag you can't compare me
    And no we don't make wack tracks
    and all the suckers get pushed back when I'm kickin real facts
    I represent set up like a tent boy
    You're paranoid cause you're my son like Elroy
    And you'd be happy as to get a record dal
    Maybe your soul you'd sell to have mass appeal
    Verse Two:
    Oh yes I'm greater than all MC's when I breeeze give me room please
    I be like fascinatin when I be updatin
    Cuttin off wack kids, pullin their trump cards
    I thump hard, and mak eem say that I'm God
    z be pretendin they hardcore
    Never know the meaning of [real hardcore]
    But I get props like a slogan and no man
    Could ever try to diss when I kicks my jam
    Lyrically def and connecting complete mic wrecking
    No double checking vocals kill like weapons
    But if I have to I go all out with no mic
    Yeah that's right cause I survived mad fights
    And for my peeps I truly care
    Cause without some of them I wouldn't be here
    And they all know how I feel
    Cause suckers be like playin themselves to have mass appeal
    Verse Three:
    I know I'm dope but don't wet that
    I've suffered setbacks but now I'm makin greenbacks
    Just like baggy slacks I'm crazy hip-hop
    Check one two and you don't stop
    Your head'll bop when I drop my crop
    of pure bomb, just like the seashore I'm calm
    But wild, with my monotone style
    Because I don't need gimmicks
    Gimme a fly beat and I'm all in it
    Word is bond I go on and on
    For you it's tragic I got magic like wands
    So I'ma end this lecture and I betcha
    Those who kick dirt and do time I'm gonna get cha
    Cause I be kickin the real
    While they be losin the race tryin to chase mass appeal

  13. #13
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    I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
    And conjure up a to bone when I'm alone
    OHh , tow back, I need to take a piss
    Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
    My grandma and your grandma *urrp*
    Sittin by the fire
    Hold on, turn the beat off [nah, keep it goin
    J-Ro can you make it?] I'm just not knowin
    I get drunk and start talkin mo'
    And when I got a gun in my hand you better get, out
    Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
    Forget tryin to raionalize, cover your eyes
    Ah d-*urrp*, damn I'm drunk
    I need a chunk, no better yet a hunk of that funk
    When I get drunk I might act uncouth
    But when I get drunk I always tell the truth
    Yeah I'm good, I'm bad, I'm dope, I'm freaky fresh
    I make hip-hop fans say yes yes
    The Liks comin through, you know we gonna blow upop
    Hold up, hold up, I think I gotta...
    *urrrrrrp* Damn, false alarm
    Gettin all the ladies with my cool charm
    When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
    Yeah, but only when I'm dr-*urp* drunk

    Yeah, let me pass the forty, to my , Tash

    Verse Two: Tash, E-Swift

    It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia
    It's the pimp-slap niggy with drinks in the freezer
    Bust the one out, two out, [flips] type of rapper
    That'd get you our your seat quicker than a car jacker
    Slip a Colt for the fever when I'm coolin with my people
    Got hoes in East Columus like I'm BIlly Dee Wrinkle
    Cause I move like, I'm smooth like I'm Harry Belafonte
    Lookin for them z that jumped my homey Dante
    All up in this with the gin and Tanqueray
    Drink like Mr. Wendal smoke bud like Dr. Dre
    But that's cause I'm old enough to do that type of
    Got damn I gotta piss I pass the mic to E-Swift

    Yeah, I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
    I'm trippin, must be the brew that I was sippin
    Kickin in, guess I shouldn'ta mixed it with the gin
    Cause when I'm layin on my back I can feel the room spin
    One too many, I reckon
    Feelin I got ta earl, any second
    Wanna get up but can't move, feels like I'm stuck in the groove
    What the was I tryin to prove?
    I get a rep for downin four-o's
    All the hoes knows them Alkaholik bros
    z call me dad I got a fifth in the trunk
    Might an ugly but only when I'm drunk

    Verse Three: J-Ro

    Aight, think I'm feelin a little better
    Ready to bust this, like this
    And ya don't miss, check it out

    I get drunk and start thinkin bout my friends
    that passed on with every forty ounce the memory will last on
    Black Man Muzzle, Mike Lee and Suavey D
    The three MC's will always live in my memories
    We used to rock shows, we used to rock hoes
    And drink forty-o's, and wear the same clothes
    Damn I wish we could go through it again
    But I know one day we gonna do it again
    And when that day comes it's gonna be live
    But I ain't in no hurry so I don't drink and drive
    The ALkaholiks we gets funky when we drinkin
    Just a lil sumthin, to pump up the thinkin

  14. #14
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    Caps get peeled rolling in my force field
    Like a nine with hollow points I keep rap flows that's ill
    So when you walkin down the block you better watch who you approachin
    I'm not your R&B singer, so ain't no need for vocal coachin
    Just a forty and a roach and I'll admit you rock the units
    While y'all z couldn't move me if you worked for Starvin Students
    Downin all beer types, from St. Ide's to Red Stripe (yipes!)
    The menace stuffin mics down mother ers windpipes
    Has returrrrned, to burrrrn, it's time y'all z learrrrrn
    I neaturalize y'all z like relaxer in a perm
    with flows that go against the grain with a story so compellin
    I should mind The People's Court, snatch the mic from Doug Llewellyn
    and host my own show, after Bill Cosby comes Ricooooo!
    Transmitting live to all my black people
    Catch my drift, I'm down with my E-Swift
    My name is Tash, I'm from the group that you don't wanna with
    Never shy, sippin on some why ask why
    Smokin thai with this that's more fly than Jasmin Guy
    Hooked up with John Q so let me do my thiiing
    while z rock the play that they bought from Chess King
    But still, I train rhymes to flip like a seal
    z say my rhyme skill on the steel is unreal
    But all I do is chill and swing it when I bring it
    Oh that's my show these z how you figure
    Verse Two: Q-Tip
    I bring it to your chest pour all the way live
    And deliver ill verse guaranteed to cause highs
    When we start rappin heads roll like Patton
    With the flood blood clot the Alkaholiks rhyme a lot
    Yo I'm like Grimace when I'm on this rap scrimmage
    ANd I got this magic wand to make your puny soul diminish
    The Abstract delivers, I be the Queens on point
    Mary Jane ain't nuttin but a joint
    They called a up to add a little bit of flavor
    Now I'm cuttin and slashin like Luke's light saber
    Yeah, what? You trapped in the zone
    Where MC's get seared and all spots blown
    And in this rap a need to be thicky
    I with the crew who downs the deuce deuce Mickey's
    I'm from the rotten apple, y'all z can't grapple
    And love to the Liks, hit your ass like a tackle
    [Pow, bust my liquid-ass style
    Peace to Mad Lib and my Wild Child]
    Verse Three: J-Ro
    Yo put in the disc E
    While I hit the whiskey
    [Bust a rhyme off the head J]
    The missed me
    I'm in this rap game so I'ma aim to be best
    It's fresh, but off the head it's like the dunk contest
    I don't walk the street, I roll my Jeep in an instant
    I rock the beat to sleep like an infant
    The Likwit crew, comin like this on you
    With that four minute Olde English piss on you
    You're bustin dumb raps off the cap, oh
    But I got the pen and pad locked down like a pit
    I let the, ink submerger, into the thin wood sheets
    Beats make my head bop, so I'ma rock it for the streets
    I fill all my days with big butts and boom
    I let my pants hand cause my big nuts need room
    I'm not old school, or new school, I'm modern school, I'm ditchin
    When my girl starts in I gets got like a kitchen
    I fly down like the Chi-town wind
    Cause I got the iller noise to make the hardcore grin
    When, the saints come marchin in
    I'ma roll right by em in the fly Lincoln
    Roughneck z wanna box me down
    Cause I got the ladies lookin like Foxy Brown
    The Liks bring the beer Tip sticks it in your earholes
    I drop the mic and strike the Heisman pose
    Verse Four: King Tee
    Hardcore G, I get hardcore man
    From the underland a in wonderman, bam
    Lunatic potential, an isperential differential
    Confidentially smashin instrumentals
    On this tune I bring raps of doom to the mic
    And put my rear in flight, peep
    If the drunk funk don't wanna hump in your trunk
    Man you got some mother in junk

  15. #15
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    ok last one for me for now, alkaholiks and ODB, doesnt get much better than this:

    Featuring Ol Dirty Bas ]
    [Tash] What's yo' name?
    What's yo' naaaaaame?
    [ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bas ... and I'ma Alkaholik
    [Tash] Yeah me too
    [ODB] *singin some crazy *
    [Tash]
    You're now rockin with Tha Liks so start reachin for the ozone
    I see some girls I know but y'all look different with your clothes on
    What's up though, Tash came to steal it like the Grinch
    While I'm leavin z puzzled like I said my in French
    But it's all Olde English that I'm bringin from beneath
    Try to bite my style on wax and watch these lyrics crack your teeth
    Cause I make words Connect like Westside when I test glide
    my drunken lyrical hanglider, nobody's tighter
    than a ruff rap provider, with ninety ways to peel ya
    So I know the three words (Tash'll kill ya) sound familiar
    I filter out the weak everytime I speak
    I drink to hit the peak to make my mind go (beep)
    I'm def-da-fyin, you rappin like my client
    Tryin to scrape me for the style that slam harder than Kobe Bryant
    BE QUIET! This is Likwidation from the West
    Mother ya boozy show, I got my own special guest
    [Ol Dirty Bas ]
    Yo, yo, breaker breaker breaker one-nine
    I bust this in the behind with the silver shine
    Cause she thought she was fine
    She winked at me, I thought it was fine
    This poutin, this hoe was mine
    I had the alcohol in me, took my time
    Let a ro-tate turn on the table
    Put in the diamond needle, pull it to your ego
    What? You the king in the chair on my ground
    The Tyson of sound, it's twenty seconds to a round
    Scavenger , youse a shrimp, a full line of
    my ear can't digest it
    Stop drinkin all that mother in water, let's take it to the land
    So I can Godzilla up your sheeit, Mr. Tiny Tim man
    z be creepin up my beanstalk
    When I start to come down on your in asses
    Try to chip on up, get these nuts
    Mother er WHAT!!
    [J-Ro]
    The Ro pimped the flow like a hoe, so I should rap on the mack-raphone
    My rhymes hittin hard enough to crack a bone
    I divide square MC's like math
    Bend you in half and drink a Genuine Draft
    I stop him, then I skied out with all wampum
    When he's layin on the ground, I let my Dog Scrilla chop him
    (Switch reels) I feels its all about skills
    The outcome's unbelievable like Tyson/Holyfield
    Your lyrics are loaners return em to they rightful owners
    My style is wild, like G's or the pistolas
    No need to ask, I put you on like a ski mask
    We can Fight the Power like this was P.E. class
    I Bomb Squads like Hank Shock
    Peace to my Scott puttin stickers on the block
    *burp* I drink more Brewsters than Punky
    It's the further adventures of the hip-hop drunkies
    *chorus*
    You bithces are hoes
    Put it in ya like my mother in hoe
    or in your butthole/earhole
    Whever the it goes
    (repeat 2X)
    [Ol Dirty]
    Yeah, yo, yo, yo
    No disrespect to any architect
    Who tried to perfect, oh what the heck
    I'm a MC director, rhyme inspector
    Rated top ten, Brooklyn borough sector
    [J-Ro]
    Its the Packtown original b-boy I'm rappin
    What's happenin, so dope got the pope clappin
    I'm smackin, on some chicken, what you kickin
    You trickin, while I'm vickin hoes you stick your in
    [Tash]
    Step outta place, Tash'll smack your taste out your face
    Cause there's nowhere to hide unless you move to outer space
    Cause I waste mother ers like toxic fumes
    So you betta (make room) when you hear the (boom boom)
    [Ol Dirty (rapping like RZA)]
    Hey sugar plum, how can you assume
    That the pitch of the volume, doesn't have no tune
    I'm not your everyday, regular rap star peddler
    One on one at your rap seminar
    Beware of the Hard Way, Three's the Hard Way
    At you ers...
    [J-Ro]
    So aiyyo, my name is J-Ro
    And my style is so dope they call it ya-yo
    I don't rap fast, I love green grass
    Nuttin nice on the mic, call me a mean ass
    [Ol Dirty (still rapping like RZA)]
    Extra da-llama, bring hahaha
    Extra extra bring the da-llama
    Verse a better one, then slice-a-versa
    God acre, massacre murdered
    Also known as a rap wrecka, not a rhyme rebel
    You're just rhyme to survive streets
    True beaters, minerals and rhymes survive lyrics
    Like the acre without the attic, but not the only Asiatic
    true God but my is my lightning rob
    Hoe don't kick that mumbo jumbo...
    [Tash]
    See this the type of z don't try at home
    I come funkin up the spot like Micheal Jordan's cologne
    With the megadrunken, style to keep the crowd pumpin
    z lookin at me like, 'Tash is up to somethin'
    (Get drunk and I stumbled) but I didn't come to trip
    I came to bring it to ya humb-le
    Tumb-le all your plots and all your plans
    Ol Dirty's in the house and that's my mother in man!
    *outro*
    It's the Likwid crew
    Comin through with Ol Dirty from the Wu
    Passin your party, jettin out with allt he brew
    So what y'all new, z think you wanna do?
    (repeat 2X

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    College
    UCLA Bruins
    A couple from the greatest rapper of all-time:

    Streets ain't the place for innocent bystanders to stand.
    Nothing's gonna stop the plan.
    I'll chill like Pacino,
    Kill like DeNiro,
    Black Gambino,
    Die like a hero.

    * - * - * - *

    Even if its jazz or the quiet storm
    I hook a beat up, convert into hip-hop form
    Write a rhyme in graffitti and every show you see me in
    Deep concentration, 'cause I'm no comedian.

  17. #17
    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    A couple from the greatest rapper of all-time:

    Streets ain't the place for innocent bystanders to stand.
    Nothing's gonna stop the plan.
    I'll chill like Pacino,
    Kill like DeNiro,
    Black Gambino,
    Die like a hero.

    * - * - * - *

    Even if its jazz or the quiet storm
    I hook a beat up, convert into hip-hop form
    Write a rhyme in graffitti and every show you see me in
    Deep concentration, 'cause I'm no comedian.

    rakim is the master. paid in full is still a ing great album, does not sound dated in the least.

  18. #18
    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    With vice I hold the mike device
    With force I keep it away of course
    And I'm keepin' you from sleepin'
    And on stage I rage
    And I'm rollin'
    To the poor I pour in on in metaphors
    Not bluffin', it's nothin'
    That we ain't did before
    We played you stayed
    The points made
    You consider it done
    By the prophets of rage
    (Power of the people say)

    I roll with the punches so I survive
    Try to rock 'cause it keeps the crowd alive
    I'm not ballin', I'm just callin'
    But I'm past the days of yes y'allin'
    Wa wiggle round and round
    I pump, you jump up
    Hear my words my verbs
    And get juiced up
    I been around a while
    You can descibe my sound
    Clear the way
    For the prophets of rage
    (Power of the people say)

    I rang ya bell
    Can you tell I got feelin'
    Just peace at least
    Cause I want it
    Want it so bad
    That I'm starvin'
    I'm like Garvey
    So you can see B
    It's like that, I'm like Nat
    Leave me the alone
    If you don't think I'm a brother
    Then check the chromosomes
    Then check the stage
    I declare it a new age
    Get down for the prophets of rage
    Keep you from gettin' like this

    You back the track
    You find we're the quotable
    You emulate
    Brothers, sisters thats beautiful
    Follow a path
    Of positivity you go
    Some sing it or rap it
    Or harmonize it through Go-Go
    Little you know but very
    Seldom I do party jams
    About a plan

    I'm considered the man
    I'm the recordable
    But God made it affordable
    I say it, you play it
    Back in your car or even portable
    Stereo
    Describes my scenario
    Left or right, Black or White
    They tell lies in the books
    That you're readin'
    It's knowledge of yourself
    That you're needin'
    Like Vescey or Prosser
    We have a reason why
    To debate the hate
    That's why we're born to die
    Mandela, cell dweller, Thatcher
    You can tell her clear the way for the prophets of rage
    (Power of the people you say)

    It's raw and keepin' you on the floor
    Its soul and keepin' you in control
    It's pt. 2 cause I'm
    Pumpin' what you're used to
    Until the whole juice crew
    Gets me in my goose down
    I do the rebel yell
    And I'm the duracell
    Call it plain insane
    Brothers causein' me pain
    When a brothers a victim
    And the sellers a dweller in a cage
    Yo, run the a capella
    (Power of the people say)

  19. #19
    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    In a garbage can next to Oscar. To be more specific, I live in the suburbs of Detroit.
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    Cuz the boyz in de hood are alwayz hard
    You come talkin' that trash we'll bull your car
    Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit'
    Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' ...

  20. #20
    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    a house.
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    "I hate every bone in your body, except for mine".

    - CC Deville

  21. #21
    Believe. DirkAB's Avatar
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    Anything that has alot of N Bombs in it, because I love to drop the N Bomb. It makes me feel less white.

    -GiG

  22. #22
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    All right stop collaborate and listen
    Ice is back with my brand new invention
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop yo I don't know
    Turn off the lights and I'll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
    Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
    I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly when I play a dope melody
    Anything less than the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it you better gain weight
    You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

  23. #23
    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Throw your hands in the air if you've got facial hair.

  24. #24
    My Playlist > Yours Pistons < Spurs's Avatar
    Name
    Erik Senecal
    Location
    Ann Arbor
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    27,176
    NBA Team
    Detroit Pistons
    College
    Kansas Jayhawks
    Here's some of my fav's


    Too $hort

    Cause I'm the coldest MC on a microphone
    Like a .357 pointed at your dome
    I got cap for cap, you never heard
    So fresh again with cusswords
    Mother in , in with me
    a skank and a sucker MC
    Cusswords, just let em know
    Mother in , god damn ass hoe
    Cusswords, just don't quit
    Mother you damn head
    It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't stop
    and it don't stop, and it won't stop, beeatch
    Check out my style

    ___________________________

    Geto Boys

    This year Halloween fell on a weekend
    Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin
    Robbin little kids for bags
    Till an old man got behind our ass
    So we speeded up the pace
    Took a look back, and he was right before our face
    He'd be in for a squabble no doubt
    So I swung and hit the in his mouth
    He was goin down, we figured
    But this was no ordinary
    He stood about six or seven feet
    Now, that's the I'd be seein in my sleep
    So we triple-teamed on him
    Droppin them mother in B's on him
    The more I swung the more blood flew
    Then he disappeared and my boys disappeared, too
    Then I felt just like a fiend
    It wasn't even close to Halloween
    It was dark as on the streets
    My hands were all bloody, from punchin on the concrete
    God damn, homie
    My mind is playin tricks on me

    ______________________________

    Run D M C

    I'm the king of rock, there is none higher
    Sucker MC's should call me sire
    To burn my kingdom, you must use fire
    I won't stop rockin' till I retire

    Now we rock the party and come correct
    Our cuts are on time and rhymes connect
    Got the right to vote and will elect
    And other rappers can't stand us, but give us respect

    _______________________________

    2 Live Crew

    There's only one place where we can go
    Where the price is right just to a ho
    It's always popular with the girls and the guys
    'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy
    Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
    It's more than enough time to slay
    Each room has a bed and also a sink
    So you can wash your after ing the pink
    But be careful of the things that you use
    'Cause you can get arrested for sex abuse
    So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
    Whole lot of suckin' and in' at the Shop!

    ______________________________


    Paris

    White supremacy ain't never been a friend of me
    You better check it when I wreck it cause it's gettin deep
    And get ready for the funk when the pot boil
    With a dry rag, kerosene, and motor oil
    Now the Aryan is scary and I'm runnin up
    Fat Tom better duck when he try his luck
    cause I'ma see that he suck on a tech-9
    or fifteen to his dome'll be fine!
    Or maybe I'll just tar and feather ya
    and castrate ya cause I hate a devil too
    Rape your women up and then I'll rape your mind
    Think about it it's an eye for an eye!
    And now it's fittin that I'm spittin on America
    A black man with a plan and I'm scarin ya
    It ain't a threat but a promise out to each
    In L.A., Forsythe, and Howard Beach!
    Duck down when the clip from the tech POP
    You cain't with the sound when the needle drop
    So don't speak when I plans to wreck the house
    You can't win when the truth is spoken out
    A real case of a brother you love to hate
    Can't be roughed up or hushed or set STRAIGHT!
    You better know me on the Mike McGee tip
    and grab another clip, for guerrillas in the mist!!

    _____________________________________

    AMG

    It ain't nothing like black pussy on my
    Word to the mother ing DJ Quik
    I play hoes like dominos, slapping bones
    AMG's on the mother ing microphone
    I slang nothing more and nothing less
    You got a C-no hoe, you can take the test
    And bring big fat ties and lots of back
    You got the woody, and I gotsta ask
    I'm no joke when I stroke for a client
    es need , so they buying it
    G with the high top fade
    Open up ya coach bag; , so I can get laid
    And take off your G-string drawers
    eat your Wheaties, cause I don't pause
    What are you laughing at, ain't a damn thing funny
    betta have my money
    I don't charge by the inch, I charge by the foot
    Think I'm lyin, here take a look
    100% U.S. D.E.A grade A beef, heres my card, call me
    You looked like you ain't been bumped in a while
    Pick up the mother ing phone and dial
    And have your money in a big ass stack
    I'm slingin this like a newjack so

    betta have my money

    __________________________________

    BizMarkie

    So I came to her college on a surprise visit
    To see my girl that was so exquisite
    It was a school day, I knew she was there
    The first semester of the school year
    I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
    This guy made me fill out a visitor's form
    He told me where it was and I as on my way
    To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
    I arrrived in front of the dormitory
    Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
    They showed me where it was for the moment
    I didn't know I was in for such an event
    So I came to her room and opened the door
    Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
    A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
    I was so in shock my heart went down south
    So please listen to the message that I say
    Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

    ________________________________________
    Tribe Called Quest

    People give your ears so I be sublime
    It's enjoyable to know you and the concubine
    z, take off your coats ladies, act liike gems
    Sit down, Indian style, as we recite these hymns
    See, lyrically I'm Mario Andretti on the mo-mo
    Ludicrously speedy, or infectious with the slow-mo
    Heard me in the eighties, J Beez on the promo
    On my never endin quest to get the paper on the caper
    But now, let me take it to the Queens side
    I'm takin it to Brooklyn side
    All the residential Questers to invade the way
    Hold up a second son, cuz we almost there
    You can be a black man and lose all your soul
    You can be white and blue but don't crap the roll
    See my is universal, if you got knowledge and dolo
    Of delf for self, see there's no one else
    Who can drop it on the angle, acute at that
    So, do that, do that, do do that that that(come on)
    Do that, do that, do do that that that(OK)
    Do that, do that, do do that that that
    I'm buggin out, so let me get back cuz I'm wettin z
    So run and tell the others cuz we are the brothas
    I learned how to build mics in my workshop class
    So give me this award, and let's not make it the last

    _______________________________

    Ice Cube

    It's on like Donkey Kong
    You wanted that fast buck
    now I gotta light that ass up
    The with the big fat trigger
    Don't test me, gravedigger had the swig
    of the ST, remember the time we first met her
    You threw your set up now you gotta get wetter
    BOOM! PING! BUCK! POW!
    Now who's that with the diff'rent style?
    Uhh, ya wanted ta trick
    It's all about the pud and who can empty it
    First mate, they made day AK
    and I'll Kurtis Blow ya ass away like AJ
    I'm almost certain I'm put on the hurtin
    , it's curtains!
    Locced in my mother in head
    Gotta play connect-the-dots with my infrared
    You in danger, Mr Gangbanger
    It ain't cool to take nappy from a stranger
    Wit'cha drive-by's it took time to catch ya
    but now I gotta wet'cha

    __________________________________________

    EPMD

    To the average MC I'm known as The Terminator
    Funky beat maker, new jack exterminator
    Destroy an employ', when your rhymes are not void
    Never sweatin your girl (Why P?) Cause she's a skeezoid
    When I'm on the scene I always rock the spot
    I grab the steel with the crown on top
    In the beginnin -- I like to let my rhymes flow
    and at twelve I press cruise control
    Sit back and relax, let my rhymes tax
    Maintain MC's while the Double E macks
    Always calm under pressure, no need to act ill
    Listen when I tell you boy, you gots to chill..

    ______________________________________

    E-40

    I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
    Get off in your head like a neurologist
    Pushin more weight than Atlas
    Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
    The seven-oh-seven my roots go a far back to Flor Terrace
    I pull a forty out of my ballcap
    and den I flush it down my esopha-garus
    The group that I'm with The Click
    Suga, D-Shot, Legit
    Family orientated
    Game related, it's the
    Killing mother ers off crucial
    Sittin em down mutual
    Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
    like Metamucil

    _____________________________________

    Seagram

    When I'm talking about gangstas
    I ain't talking about gang bangers
    Small time corner hangers, I'm talking about bird slangers
    Not them fake ass shoot em up type
    But the type that shoot you ass when the time's right
    So would you tell me what's your mack like
    what's your stack like
    Slanging crack on a track making stacks to the day light
    s keep it ceased, my pockets increases
    I can't be faded, not even with some bleach
    Most of you s ain't gangstas, you kicking drama
    But that drama will cause your ass drama
    In my H-O-O-D, that big S to the N to the V
    On the late night ride, straight on the mission
    On highway 5 with a trunk full of chickens
    Gangsta living is a sport
    But playing these hoes is for the pros
    like my boy Too $hort

    ______________________________

    Kurtis Blow

    Clap your hands, everybody
    If you got what it takes
    'Cause I'm Kurtis Blow and I want you to know
    That these are the breaks

    Breakes on a bus, brakes on a car
    Breaks to make you a superstar
    Breaks to win and breaks to lose
    But these here breaks will rock your shoes
    And these are the breaks
    Break it up, break it up, break it up!

  25. #25
    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    UCLA Bruins
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjYDXWH0-U

    Once again it's on,
    I'm gone out the front door
    Ice Cube in the glass house headed foe the store
    To get a beer that's better than the rest
    The S T period I D E to the S
    And it'll put hair on your chest
    In the black can
    So why don't you grab a six-pack and?
    Get your girl in the mood quicker
    Get your jimmy thicker
    With St. Ides Malt Liquor

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