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Man Law #2:
No matter how Hot the girl is- always wear a condom the first two months.
ok so there are all these ads about the man law...
so i thought id get it going here...
and i shall number mine as one!
man law #1,
no matter how close you are to your friends, you shall NEVERask if they are or are not cir cised.
MAN LAW!!!
next...
Man Law #2:
No matter how Hot the girl is- always wear a condom the first two months.
Not bad.
If your significant other catches you with borrowed porno, and makes you destroy it, you have to buy the person you borrowed it from a new one of his choice
Man Law
When the sports section of the paper is brought into a public men's restroom, it must stay there until the end of the day.
Man Law.
When you make a re ed statement to the media,
cover it up by saying somethin' even dumber.
Works every time.
I'm George W Bush and I approve this Man Law
When you make a re ed statement to the media,
cover it up by saying somethin' even dumber.
Works every time.
I'm George W Bush and I approve this Man Law
Quite a stratergy there, Mr President.
That one is so good, you must have gotten it from somewhere else.
If your guy friends act like s in front of some chicks, you are required to follow suit.
Man Law.
I find the use of the word "chicks" offensive.
Glad you agree, babe.
if a say she on the pill, strap the jimmy on extra tight anyway
MAN LAW
That's an office man law here. God help the poor bas that gets caught stealing the sports page out of the ter.
That one is so good, you must have gotten it from somewhere else.
Wait one minute, aren't you a girl? You can't make man laws.If your guy friends act like s in front of some chicks, you are required to follow suit.
Man Law.
No woman shall ever be allowed to add to, modify nor decry these laws of man.
Man Law
On game days, no man shall enter another mans house and reach for the remote nor ask for it. Said remote may only be piloted by the owner of the domain unless explicitly handed to said visitor with a verbal confirmation that it may be used to manipulate the television.
Addendum: If owner/holder of remote continues to "flip" channels during game day, others are well in their right to verbally abuse owner/holder.
No woman shall speak on Super Bowl Sunday.
Man Law.
Agreed. And said Man Law also applies to vehicle occupants touching owners stereo.
What is said at the poker table shall never leave the poker table.
Man Law.
As a best man, if you love your groom like a brother, you must provide strippers at his bachelor party.
Man Law.
What's the penance for breaking that one because I'm pretty sure some of us did that when we talked about KEDA's lack of eating at the Y.
If your good friends wife comes on to you, you must wear a condom when doing her, it would be uncool for your friend to pay for your kid's college education.
Man Law
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