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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Tongue made from buttocks

    A Polish man who had his tongue removed has had a new one made using tissue taken from his buttocks.

    Jarislav Ernst, 23, from Gliwice, now has a functioning tongue made from his backside after surgery at the Oncology Clinic in Gliwice's General Hospital.

    Head doctor Stanislaw Poltorek said: "The new tongue is alive and well-supplied with blood, and the patient is doing well."

    Mr Ernst's tongue was removed after it was diagnosed with cancer.

    Dr Poltorek added: "We removed the tumour-filled tongue, checking that there were no remaining cancerous cells around the patient's mouth, then collected skin, fat and nerve tissue from the man's buttocks and modelled that into a new tongue, which we sewed into his mouth."

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    Believe.
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    I guess his breath smell like ass? Sorry couldn't help it.

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    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
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    This should be in the Troll Forum

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    My roommate who has had knee surgery several times- "Oh the joys of medical technology."

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    What about taste buds?

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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    What about taste buds?
    Taste butts??

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Gives a new meaning to the term "talking out of your ass".

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    From now on I'm pretty sure most things will taste like for dude.

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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    Pretty cool

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Also gives another meaning to "ass-to-mouth".

    I'm amazed midge didn't already think of that.

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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    Also gives another meaning to "ass-to-mouth".

    I'm amazed midge didn't already think of that.

    Shoog you are even worst then midget

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    NOBODY is worse than midge.

    midget's stream-of-consciousness makes Freud awaken from the dead in a cold sweat.

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    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    Shoog - your theories should be posted on the ST banner or on a T!

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