I can name that smell in......

[Hook Dem]

G.W.Bush and John Kerry accidentally wound up at the same barbershop at
the same time while stopping for a little touchup while campaigning. As
they sat in adjacent chairs, worked on by different barbers, not a word
was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for
fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers each finished their
haircuts, the one working on Kerry reached for some scented hair tonic
to splash on, but Kerry quickly held up his hand, smiled, and said, "No
thanks, Johnny! My wife, Teresa (Ta-ray-za), will smell that and think
I've been gallivanting in a house!" Everyone in his entourage
laughed.


The other barber turned to Bush and said, "I suppose you don't want any
tonic on your hair either, Mr. President?" Bush replied, "No! , go ahead, Mike.

My wife do esn't know what the inside of a house
smells like.

[JoeChalupa]

Or what sex smells like.

Brahahahahahahaha!!!