Sex with a hedgehog???

[sa_butta]

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=

[midgetonadonkey]

[johnsmith]

I bet the "witchdoctor" is lauging his/her ass off right now too.

[ShoogarBear]

Witchdoctor my ass.

Sounds like a bar bet.

[jman3000]

lmao @ the animal was unhurt.

[Fillmoe]

stupid ass mother er..... i hope his next witchdoctor tells him to stick his penis in between a guillotine

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"That's what the bas gets for trying to screw my sister."

[johnsmith]

I bet the "witchdoctor" is lauging his/her ass off right now too.

NNNNooooooooo!!!!!!! My first "typo".........Damn, that ends my 27 years of consecutive perfect..........Time to start a new streak.......shame that I'll have to wait until I'm 54 to match this one.

[Spurminator]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

[ShoogarBear]

I'd hit it.

[Fillmoe]

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

maybe you should go try it for us.... and while your at it have sex with lorena bobbit while being blind folded.....

[MaNuMaNiAc]

anybody know is these stories are true??? its hard to picture someone so stupid as to have sex with a hedgehog!!

[johnsmith]

anybody know is these stories are true??? its hard to picture someone so stupid as to have sex with a hedgehog!!

Have you met Fillmoe?

[Spurminator]

and while your at it have sex with lorena bobbit while being blind folded.....

That's the only way I'd have sex with that ugly broad.

[Mrs.Tlong]

I'd hit it.

So is this your newest fantasy? Do you want me to make my coat up into es? Squeak?

[ObiwanGinobili]

anybody know is these stories are true??? its hard to picture someone so stupid as to have sex with a hedgehog!!

totally possible.
I was at some stupid party with a bunch of idiots that I barely knew when I was 17 and I saw a drunk dude a cat on a bet from another drunk dude. the cat did not survive.
I called the animal control annonamously, I wasn;t brave at at the time. Nothign came of it. they didn;t find the cat.

[johnsmith]

totally possible.
I was at some stupid party with a bunch of idiots that I barely knew when I was 17 and I saw a drunk dude a cat on a bet from another drunk dude. the cat did not survive.
I called the animal control annonamously, I wasn;t brave at at the time. Nothign came of it. they didn;t find the cat.

What kind of ed up parties do you go to?

[ObiwanGinobili]

What kind of ed up parties do you go to?

kickers.

trust me. I did not hang around with those wads again.

[tlongII]

kickers.

trust me. I did not hang around with those wads again.

Was it the Mookie crew?

[TDMVPDPOY]

whats with these clowns and animals....

[turambar85]

Hah, she was right.

It will cure his premature ejaculation, as I wouldnt suspect he will be doing much of anything for a while now.

[CuckingFunt]

totally possible.
I was at some stupid party with a bunch of idiots that I barely knew when I was 17 and I saw a drunk dude a cat on a bet from another drunk dude. the cat did not survive.
I called the animal control annonamously, I wasn;t brave at at the time. Nothign came of it. they didn;t find the cat.

Big size difference between a cat and a hedgehog.

[ShoogarBear]

Big size difference between a cat and a hedgehog.

I thought size doesn't matter?

[themvp]

That is sick.