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It's Japanese people. They do the strangest and love to put it on TV
Article: http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/waiwai...dm003000c.html
WTF is wrong with people ... Though the picture's not bad.
Japan's air sex world champion licks himself into shape
Japan has recently claimed the world air guitar championship, but Weekly Playboy (10/2) notes that less well known is that Japan already had a world champ in another virtual sport -- air sex!
Just like air guitar pits compe ors prancing around on stage empty handed but acting as though they were playing a hot riff, air sex requires players to simulate sauciness as though with a partner, but actually while alone.
"Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn't get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex," J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, tells Weekly Playboy.
Sugimura tells the weekly that air sex began when a mostly male group gathered at a theater in the trendy Tokyo district of Shimo Kitazawa earlier this year. They began talking about sex techniques, then started demonstrating them. Soon, a compe ion developed to come up with the most outrageous display of faked fornication.
"You must be warned, thoughcair sex can be very dangerous," Sugisaku says. "Normally what happens with a display is that you perform the same way you normally would when having sex. I've seen guys who put on air sex shows that clearly display they're still virgins. I've also seen other guys perform such incredibly authentic fake fellatio that nobody has been left in any doubt that they could only be bisexual. Let me reiterate: Air sex can be dangerous."
Japan's reigning air sex world champion is a feller who goes by the name of Cobra. His theory for successful air sex is that it involves more than just blowing.
"On the day that I reached the top, the day I became world champion, I was thinking of my girlfriend. No, my ex-girlfriend. She'd just dumped me two days before the contest," Cobra tells Weekly Playboy. "The air sex display I put on that day was, in my mind at least, supposed to be the farewell fling I really wanted to have with my girlfriend. It was the best possible condition I could have been in going into the compe ion."
Cobra then proceeds to put on an 8 1/2-minute display of air sex for the weekly, with moves including ear nibbling, sphincter licking, attaching a condom while kissing, ejaculation and afterglow. Cobra says that the knack of bogus bonking lies in openness.
"You can't care about what women watching your performance are thinking about you. When you get down to air sex, you've got to immerse yourself in the air sex world," Cobra says. "Air sex can't be performed in half-measures. If it is, you're only asking for trouble."
Air sexpert Sugisaku agrees.
"If you get nervous, air sex is impossible," he tells Weekly Playboy. "A good start is understanding your own sexual habits and going on from there." (By Ryann Connell)
September 21, 2006
It's Japanese people. They do the strangest and love to put it on TV
I thought that's how the inflatable dolls were invented."Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn't get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex," J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, tells Weekly Playboy.
ing chinamen
That may be the reason they can't find girlfriends.
your ex-gf has been doing what?
I was convinced this thread would be about an airplane bathroom mishap.
I'm having air sex right now. It's fantastic.
I just air came.
After only two minutes?
Sadly, it's just a matter of time before the compe ion is rocked by a Viagra doping scandal.
If ESPN covers spelling bees it's just a matter of time before they send Linda Cohn and Trey Wingo to cover this.
"And next up is the rookie compe or Hiroshi Takagi of Kyoto. A number of experts say that he's got what it takes to be a future champion, but when I spoke to him before the compe ion he said he was very nervous about his first time here."
"Well it's showing Linda, he's clearly having difficulty unhooking the air bra."
"He's got it undone now and it looks like he's making his move to...oh no!!!! It looks like a case of air premature ejac. The shame on his face says it all, he is not happy about this at all."
"Well Linda I don't think he should be so hard on himself, as I'm told it happens to a lot of men."
Japan's air sex world champion licks himself into shape
Japan has recently claimed the world air guitar championship, but Weekly Playboy (10/2) notes that less well known is that Japan already had a world champ in another virtual sport -- air sex!
Just like air guitar pits compe ors prancing around on stage empty handed but acting as though they were playing a hot riff, air sex requires players to simulate sauciness as though with a partner, but actually while alone.
"Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn't get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex," J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, tells Weekly Playboy.
Sugimura tells the weekly that air sex began when a mostly male group gathered at a theater in the trendy Tokyo district of Shimo Kitazawa earlier this year. They began talking about sex techniques, then started demonstrating them. Soon, a compe ion developed to come up with the most outrageous display of faked fornication.
"You must be warned, thoughcair sex can be very dangerous," Sugisaku says. "Normally what happens with a display is that you perform the same way you normally would when having sex. I've seen guys who put on air sex shows that clearly display they're still virgins. I've also seen other guys perform such incredibly authentic fake fellatio that nobody has been left in any doubt that they could only be bisexual. Let me reiterate: Air sex can be dangerous."
Japan's reigning air sex world champion is a feller who goes by the name of Cobra. His theory for successful air sex is that it involves more than just blowing.
"On the day that I reached the top, the day I became world champion, I was thinking of my girlfriend. No, my ex-girlfriend. She'd just dumped me two days before the contest," Cobra tells Weekly Playboy. "The air sex display I put on that day was, in my mind at least, supposed to be the farewell fling I really wanted to have with my girlfriend. It was the best possible condition I could have been in going into the compe ion."
Cobra then proceeds to put on an 8 1/2-minute display of air sex for the weekly, with moves including ear nibbling, sphincter licking, attaching a condom while kissing, ejaculation and afterglow. Cobra says that the knack of bogus bonking lies in openness.
"You can't care about what women watching your performance are thinking about you. When you get down to air sex, you've got to immerse yourself in the air sex world," Cobra says. "Air sex can't be performed in half-measures. If it is, you're only asking for trouble."
Air sexpert Sugisaku agrees.
"If you get nervous, air sex is impossible," he tells Weekly Playboy. "A good start is understanding your own sexual habits and going on from there." (By Ryann Connell)
September 21, 2006
WTF?!?!?!
am I the only one who noticed this??
That surprises you? I thought sphincter licking was a common practice in air sex. You get to feel dirty without actually getting on your tongue
So how is it dangerous .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..........................................?
Wait till he finds out about the air pregnancy . . .
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