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  1. 10-03-2006 #1
    Condemned 2 HelLA
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    Musical Condom Hits the High Notes



    A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.

    Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.

    It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.

    He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife
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  2. 10-03-2006 #2
    Marklar MM
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    LMAO. Electric shock stimulation anyone.
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  3. 10-03-2006 #3
    ATX Spur
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    One more reason to love the jimmy hat.
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  4. 10-03-2006 #4
    sa_butta
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    any recommendations for what the tune should be?
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  5. 10-03-2006 #5
    spurs_fan_in_exile
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    The Minute Waltz?
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  6. 10-03-2006 #6
    katyon6th
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    Is skin slapping and moaning not audibly satisfying anymore? Geez.
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  7. 10-03-2006 #7
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    Quote Originally Posted by katy
    Is skin slapping and moaning not audibly satisfying anymore? Geez.
    Works for me.
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  8. 10-03-2006 #8
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    But my vote goes for...

    Condom Music
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  9. 10-03-2006 #9
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    And of course, the song you don't want to hear.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEh5pWjcWCg
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  10. 10-03-2006 #10
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    I'd never seen that video before, but the pedophilia, racial and sexual overtones are pretty scary.
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  11. 10-03-2006 #11
    SpursWoman
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    How are you supposed to enjoy a song that's muffled half the time? What's the point?

    WTF?
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  12. 10-03-2006 #12
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpursWoman
    How are you supposed to enjoy a song that's muffled half the time? What's the point?

    WTF?
    If I'm at that point to have music playing, it's not really the song I'm enjoying.
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  13. 10-03-2006 #13
    johnsmith
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    Quote Originally Posted by katy
    Is skin slapping and moaning not audibly satisfying anymore? Geez.

    So you are a moaner?
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  14. 10-03-2006 #14
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnsmith
    So you are a moaner?
    Sadly, only white guys will ever know.
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  15. 10-03-2006 #15
    katyon6th
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny_Blaze_47
    Sadly, only white guys will ever know.
    johnsmith is white.
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    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    Quote Originally Posted by katy
    johnsmith is white.
    I know, but something tells me he wouldn't really be announcing it on Spurstalk if he eventually found out.
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    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    Quote Originally Posted by katy
    johnsmith is white.
    That and I was focusing on the tragedy of a segment of the population not knowing the answer to his question.
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    PM5K
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny_Blaze_47
    Sadly, only white guys will ever know.
    Very sadly...

    I'll get the Bose model...
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    johnsmith
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny_Blaze_47
    I know, but something tells me he wouldn't really be announcing it on Spurstalk if he eventually found out.

    You're giving me far too much credit.
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  20. 10-03-2006 #20
    johnsmith
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    But I digress. Back to the original question, so, you're a moaner then?
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    Mixability
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    what girl isn't a moaner?
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    johnsmith
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danyo
    what girl isn't a moaner?

    Some are screamers.
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  23. 10-03-2006 #23
    LuvBones
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danyo
    what girl isn't a moaner?
    Have you seen One Night in Paris?
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  24. 10-03-2006 #24
    Johnny_Blaze_47
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    Quote Originally Posted by LuvBones
    Have you seen One Night in Paris?
    For some reason, I've never got to the finish. :lo
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  25. 10-03-2006 #25
    RashoFan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny_Blaze_47
    For some reason, I've never got to finish.
    That may be a problem, don't you think....
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