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It would have been better if it had any inkling of satirical humor in the fake story.
NASHVILLE, TN—Defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth, suspended five games by the NFL for stomping on the head and kicking the face of Cowboys center Andre Gurode last Sunday, issued a statement this morning saying he "just wanted to make absolutely sure [Gurode] was dead for good." "The ans pay me to do one thing out there—kill anyone who gets in my way," said Haynesworth, who is serving the longest suspension for on-field actions in league history for his attempted murder. "Doing a thorough job is just good fundamentals… On your first day of high-school ball, they tell you football's no more than blocking, tackling, and bodily assault with the intent to commit homicide." League officials have suggested that Haynesworth's suspension also include anger-management therapy and a refresher course in the rules and principles of football.
Last edited by BUMP; 10-06-2006 at 07:53 AM.
It would have been better if it had any inkling of satirical humor in the fake story.
this guys a ing nutjob
suspend him for the rest of the year
^^^
And do the same for the bandwagon poster above me.
so if i say i was a raider fan which im not ---> and i say im a niners/viking fan, that makes me a bandwagon fan? think about it, the niners and the vikings...1-3 and 2-2.
if i were a bandwagon fan id be like dirk who likes the colts
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