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Beno would feign an injury and then try to shank someone but would drop his shank into an opponent's hands. Pop calls a timeout and pulls Beno from the match. Oberto then takes blinding powder out from under his headband and throws it in someone's eyes. Horry takes advantage of the confusion and tosses his nemesis Tim Duncan out of the ring while Tim is not looking. While Duncan complains to the referee, Bruce Bowen takes advantage and proceeds to deliver his Flying-Leg-Kick-To-The-Face signature move to Barry, Bonner, Tony, and Elson, all in succession. THE CROWD GOES WILD!
Bowen, Butler, Finley, Oberto, and Manu are left in the ring. Manu goes crazy and starts to "pinball" off the ropes on all four sides of the ring and gains so much speed that he rockets himself out of the ring and into the 3rd row.
Bowen shadows finley so closely that Finley can't fight anyone and ends up elbowing Bruce in the temple, sending Bruce sprawling out of the ring. But as Bruce is falling, he grabs ahold of finleys jersey and takes him out, slapping him in the face as they fall.
The 2 heavyweights, Butler and Oberto, circle eachother. Butler starts doing some strange Sumo foot stomp and strips down to a stylized diaper, revealing massive rolls of fat, yelling "Yokozuna!" He charges at Oberto's ankles and Oberto jumps as high as he can over his adversary but only manages to clear Butler's out-stretched fingers before tripping and landing atop Butler.
As both men lie in the center of the ring, exhausted and motionless, a great primal, gypsy roar is heard from the tunnells in the AT&T center. The crowd looks and out from the bowels of the arena gallops the Slovenian Assasin. THE RETURN OF RASHO! Nesterovic picks up Butler with one hand and Oberto in the other and shouts, "Radoslav no like cold Toronto!" "Radoslav KILL!" and smashes together the two men who replaced him in the Spurs lineup. Bones and tissue splatter overyone in the fist ten rows. Children and women scream and fully grown men shield their eyes in horror.
After the match at the press conference a reporter asks Popovich if he'd known Rasho would show up.
Pop: "What a stupid question. We've never known when Rasho would show up. I guess the saying is true: It's always the quiet ones."
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