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  1. #1
    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    I guess this is the online version of "getting your ass handed to you"?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    hi

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    good evening

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What's ip?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    up?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

    br0kenrabbit says:
    On MSN?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

    br0kenrabbit says:
    My information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    No. I don't even have it written down.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well...

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dont worry this connect it secure

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Can I be honest with you, Greg?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    huh?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    bs

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Trace it.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    how

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    oh k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Have you read the ToS?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    Tod?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    tos

    br0kenrabbit says:
    terms of service

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    were?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I just told you why

    Greg_ValveOLS says:


    br0kenrabbit says:
    I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxx xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Is this you?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Are you the only user of this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay, and what is the username

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    some. dude

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    m

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Do you always log on from the same IP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What is your city of residence?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Illinios?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    So I can update your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    can I play 2 nite

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    clan fight

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    wont win without me heh

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Give me just a moment.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Try to log in now.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    did u ban me???????????>WHY

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Valve will never ask for your username and password.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what????

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    omg dude wtf why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why were you trying to steal my account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i wanst

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Then why were you asking for my information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
    my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dude pleas

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Go mow some yards, .

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Classic .

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    Best ever if real, total ownage...

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    The first guy tries to scam the second guy into giving him his account info (user and pass) from Valve, probably STEAM. The second guy turns around and tells him he actually works for Valve and calls him on his BS, then proceeds to turn the scam around on the guy by pretending he works for Valve and that he can ban his account if he doesn't cooperate, the guy gives him his info and gets owned...

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    You Belinelli Believe It! dougp's Avatar
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    you should throw the link to the forums that this is from - see what some of the guys at 3dmark says.

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Can someone tell me what pwned means? Why do they use the "p" instead of an "o"?

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    Can someone tell me what pwned means? Why do they use the "p" instead of an "o"?
    http://broncos.justgotowned.com/

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    It's official.

    I'm old.
    Tom Hanks from Cast Away old, or Tom Hanks from Big old?

  13. #13
    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Tom Hanks from Cast Away old, or Tom Hanks from Big old?
    Bill Murry from Lost In Translation old.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    It's official.

    I'm old.
    ShoogarBear old?

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Don't think so.

    Only thing older than Shoog is fire.

    And maybe dirt.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I know what pwnt means, and didn't need the log translated.

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    Huh, turns out the meaning of pwned is a lot ing dumber then I thought it would be.

  18. #18
    Makes you say hmmm... YoMamaIsCallin's Avatar
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    Yeah that made no sense to me. Can someone translate this in non nerd please.
    it's not nerd, it's online games -- whole different thing -- although many nerds are into online games, many (like me) are not.

    So, off to Wikipedia... the absolute best place to find out about crap you don't know.

    Steam is a content delivery, digital rights management, multiplayer and communications service and platform developed by Valve Corporation for digital entertainment. It is currently used to digitally distribute and manage games including Half-Life and Half-Life 2.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_(content_delivery)

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    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    i dont believe this is true, noone would be that stupid

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    i dont believe this is true, noone would be that stupid
    Never underestimate stupidity. Right now, someone is lighting firecrackers in their ass.

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    Believe.
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    i dont believe this is true, noone would be that stupid
    You're young, aren't you? Eventually, you'll figure out that 95% of people are dumb as a bag of hair, and as easily led.

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    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    I am a young professional, but i wouldn't call myself "young".

    I just see someone being taken like htat more easily in person, but it would be difficult to pull that one off online.

  23. #23
    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    Never underestimate stupidity. Right now, someone is lighting firecrackers in their ass.
    Oh, that made me laugh.

  24. #24
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Oh, that made me laugh.
    Lighting firecrackers in your ass?

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