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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....e_a_pros ute

    Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

    She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

    She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

    Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    If they get knocked up, he will eat their babies.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    OMFG... this guy's gonna be dead in 5 years. Tyson's circling the drain fast.

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    Believe. DirkAB's Avatar
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    "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

    "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

    "He was screaming like my wife."

    "If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a sexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

    “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

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    Believe. DirkAB's Avatar
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    "I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my sucked ..."

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    Believe. DirkAB's Avatar
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    "You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get [oral sex] without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

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    Believe. DirkAB's Avatar
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    "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

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    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    Daaaaaamn TYSON

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    perdido en latinoamérica ATX Spur's Avatar
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    This doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

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    Believe.
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    Tyson has been a since he got out of prison.

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    You mean since he went into prison.

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    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    damn obiwan looks milfesque in her avatar

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    Believe.
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    You mean since he went into prison.
    Well, I'm not sure that " " and " " are the same thing, but I'll concede your point.

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    Luck the Fakers Bob Lanier's Avatar
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    Mike Tyson is one of the greatest people the United States has ever produced.

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    60 acres of land? wtf kind of brothel is this? wtf you need all that space? thats n like a size for cbd area....

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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    Gag. And yet I have no doubt some stupid chicks would *pay* to get with that.

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    Wonder if they are hiring?

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    How can anyone resist the opportunity to pay to a rapist?

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    Agent Wonderbread j-6's Avatar
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    How can anyone resist the opportunity to pay to a rapist?
    I was wondering how a convicted rapist with time served would be awarded a work permit in this particular field.

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    OMFG... this guy's gonna be dead in 5 years. Tyson's circling the drain fast.
    Exactling what I was thinking...

    Tyson has no control over his own life. The day that he dies will not bring any surprising news to the world.

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