Post procedure with a shorn magic bean sack (Side Note: That stuff don’t grow back as quick as I thought it would), the sensation one gets from the magic bean sack separating from the inner thigh due to standing up from a seated position, is one I well imagine the chameleon’s tongue feels as it licks its own eyeball.



Or, like one of those sticky lizard window crawlers the kids get out of the gumball machine.