Nah, she asks you for a big screen HDTV with League Pass for HER Christmas gift...
She asks you for Sirius Satellite Radio for HER Christmas gift.
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Nah, she asks you for a big screen HDTV with League Pass for HER Christmas gift...
You tell her no to the Sirius Radio and she still sucks your that night.
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She asks if it's cool with you if her really hot girlfriend comes over later for a bit of the ol' "slap and tickle"?
She loves basketball.
(I'm a man of simple needs, what can I say.)
That would be my perfect present. Too bad I'm no one's wife anymore.Nah, she asks you for a big screen HDTV with League Pass for HER Christmas gift...
Marry me!
when you blow your load and she says (gulp) its ok
when you can spray on her face and she still makes you breakfast
when she brings over a female friend and demands a threesome
Must need Pseudo's approval for something...
You have an awesome wife if your name is AK47.
why cuz he allows u to 1 other woman a year? a real wife has no limit
why would any man ever get married? very expensive and a bad investment for sure
You got it twisted S y. He thinks he has an awesome wife because he thinks he can tell her "get in the kitchen and make me some pie".......
He's gonna get it when I get home.....
By the way..... good to see you here again S y! You were very missed. Everyone was having trouble deciding who looked much older now....![]()
I win hands down.... I'm getting new wrinkles every day.![]()
Well...you ARE older!!!!
It's because we have teenagers.
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