"Humor": Terror Alert Level raised in Pennsylvania

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LIGONIER, Pa. Jan 8, 2007 (AP)— Vice President Cheney was scheduled to be in western Pennsylvania Monday for a hunting trip.

Cheney was to fly into Arnold Palmer Regional Airport after his morning briefing in Washington, his spokeswoman, Lee Ann McBride, told the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review.

Cheney will hunt at the private Rolling Rock Club in Ligonier Township, about 45 miles east of Pittsburgh, where he has hunted several times in recent years for pheasants and ducks.

Cheney will not make any public appearances, but will hunt with some companions that McBride declined to identify.

Last year, Cheney wounded attorney Harry Whittington with shotgun pellets during a quail hunting trip in Texas. Whittington recovered.

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=2778307

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Cheney will not make any public appearances, but will hunt with some companions that McBride declined to identify.

They'll be identifiable by their toe tags. Seriously, who is ing stupid enough to go hunting with this senile old man? I'd say wear a vest, but he seems to favor face shots...

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=hijRhGh8j...elated&search=

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"senile old man"

I bet that any senility was less debilitating than the ever-present hard liquor.