Her SS # on her card is 000-00-0001![]()
She was a Spurs fan when the Alamo was still a parking lot.
Her SS # on her card is 000-00-0001![]()
She choked on her Ensure at the rest home when JFK was shot
She can only tell time if the sun is out.
I'd do her.
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WELL! End of discussion.
You better bring WD40 that is one old rusty ass pussy![]()
Moses fu*#ed her.... just kidding s .... :p
she could teach all men a thing or two!![]()
With me, no WD40 needed....ifyouknowwhatimean.
She might need a coaster though.
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You better watch who you're calling old. Cuz I'm older than she is.![]()
...2Blonde
I'd hit it.
S y is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
S y is so old her social security number is 1!
S y is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
S y is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
S y is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
S y is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
S y is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
S y is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
S y so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
S y is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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S y is so old that SPURSWOMAN has to repeat stuff to her so she will get it!
Come to Round Rock S y, you get not respect in S.A.
eh? What'd you say?
old? she is hot!
.....she Farts Dust!!
Sorry Miss S y, but I couldn't help myself![]()
Et tu, Taco? Et tu?
I got your back S y (Us "old folks" gotta stick together).
Mouse is so short, he can sit on a dime and dangle his feet in the air.
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And 2blonde is on my side. We shall overcome!
I'd do her twice.
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Jimbo, you'd do a hole in a tree!
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