Is it seriously only 11:30 CST?

[katyon6th]

Oh my goodness. I never want to be left in my office by myself ever, ever again. This is excruciating. And I have the rest of the afternoon to live through this crap.

/end drama

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Care to explain?

[1369]

Oh my goodness. I never want to be left in my office by myself ever, ever again. This is excruciating. And I have the rest of the afternoon to live through this crap.

/end drama

Scan your kiester and send all your firends a "cybermoon" via email.

[katyon6th]

Care to explain?

I have to man the office while the rest of my co-workers are in Corpus eating seafood!!!! Our quarterly meeting is today and we had a temp scheduled to be in our office today but she damn called in. This sucks.

[tlongII]

Scan your kiester and send all your firends a "cybermoon" via email.

[Sunshine]

Go change the sound settings on everyone's computer so that everytime they hit the "shift" key it goes TA-DA!!!

[Kori Ellis]

I have to man the office while the rest of my co-workers are in Corpus eating seafood!!!! Our quarterly meeting is today and we had a temp scheduled to be in our office today but she damn called in. This sucks.

Why are you the odd-man (-woman) out? Why aren't you eating seafood too!

I say you order in Pina Coladas and see how that works out!

[1369]

Mmmmmmm....Pina Coladas

I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read

"If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

I didn't think about my lady
I know that sounds kind of mean
But me and my old lady
Have fallen into the same old dull routine
So I wrote to the paper
Took out a personal ad
And though I'm nobody's poet
I thought it wasn't half bad

"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."

That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You're the lady I've looked for
Come with me and escape

[katyon6th]

Why are you the odd-man (-woman) out? Why aren't you eating seafood too!

I say you order in Pina Coladas and see how that works out!

Cause they're assholes.

I love my job but doing this alone is no fun at all.

Do you deliver??????

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Cause they're assholes.

..such language?!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was feelin the blues
I was watching the news
When this fella came on the tv

He said Im tellin you
That science has proven
That heartaches are healed by the sea

That got me goin
Without even knowin
I packed right up and drove down

Now Im on a roll
And I swear to my soul
Tonight Im gonna paint this town

So bring me two pina coladas
One for each hand
Lets set sail with captin morgan
And never leave dry land

Troubles I forgot em
I buried em in the sand
So bring me two pina coladas
She said good-bye to her good timin man

Oh now Ive gotta say
That the wind and the waves
And the moon winkin down at me

Eases my mind
By leavin behind
The heartaches that love often brings

Now Ive got a smile
That goes on for miles
With no inclination to roam

Ive gotta say
That I think Ive gotta stay
cause this is feelin more and more like home

So bring me two pina coladas
One for each hand
Lets set sail with captin morgan
And never leave dry land

Troubles I forgot em
I buried em in the sand
So bring me two pina coladas
She said good-bye to her good timin man

[katyon6th]

..such language?!

You have no idea.

[ORION]

how about sending me some temps already. I have their cubes ready.

[katyon6th]

how about sending me some temps already. I have their cubes ready.

How about inviting me to a potluck.

And giving me a damn name.

[ShoogarBear]

Mmmmmmm....Pina Coladas

You have been demoted to 1368 for quoting Rupert Holmes.

[Taco]

I have to man the office while the rest of my co-workers are in Corpus eating seafood!!!! .

Here Ya go!!!

[ORION]

How about inviting me to a potluck.

And giving me a damn name.

I gave you the phone #. just don't use my name

[katyon6th]

Taco, why do you have to tease me like that?

Damn that looks so yummy!

[katyon6th]

I gave you the phone #. just don't use my name

E-mail it to me again and give me a name.

[Viva Las Espuelas]