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    Gotta Fly, to Old to drive. BIG IRISH's Avatar
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    EVER WONDER WHAT HAS HAPPENED BETWEEN 1956 AND NOW...

    Sad thing is a lot of truth to a lot of these......

    Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

    1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle,
    goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

    2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called,
    Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again.
    Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

    1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
    Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

    2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
    Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

    1956 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal.
    Sits still in class.

    2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
    School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

    1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college,
    and becomes a successful businessman.

    2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care
    and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she
    remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has
    affair with psychologist.

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

    1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

    2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
    Car searched for drugs and weapons.

    +++++++++++++++++++++
    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July,
    puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
    >
    1956 - Ants die.

    2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
    terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers
    confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed
    to fly again.

    +++++++++++++++++++++
    Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He
    is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

    1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

    2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
    faces 3 years in State Prison.

    Is something wrong here

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    all it took was the damn industrial revolution 100 yrs of mankind in the existence of the earths millions of years just to triigger n climate change this.

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    Yes something is seriously wrong. We are raising a society of weak simpleminded pussies.
    As long as we cater to everyone's needs, that's how it's going to be, unfortunately. You can be sued for talking to someone nowadays. How pathetic

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    The People's Champ johnpaulwall21's Avatar
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    all it took was the damn industrial revolution 100 yrs of mankind in the existence of the earths millions of years just to triigger n climate change this.

    people should be thinkin bout that instead of parents spankin children. winters getting shorter, record breaking hot days during this past year. We fu*ked the earth up

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    people should be thinkin bout that instead of parents spankin children. winters getting shorter, record breaking hot days during this past year. We fu*ked the earth up
    If you don't believe something is definitely wrong then all you have to do is read this mutants posts.

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    The People's Champ johnpaulwall21's Avatar
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    If you don't believe something is definitely wrong then all you have to do is read this mutants posts.

    damn dude u crack me up, good post.......

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    JPW21 reminds me of this song:


    (Scarecrow)
    I could wile away the hours
    Conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain
    And my head I'd be scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain

    I'd unravel any riddle
    For any individ'le
    In trouble or in pain

    (Dorothy)
    With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
    You could be another Lincoln
    If you only had a brain

    (Scarecrow)
    Oh, I would tell you why
    The ocean's near the shore
    I could think of things I never thunk before
    And then I'd sit and think some more

    I would not be just a nuffin'
    My head all full of stuffin'
    My heart all full of pain
    I would dance and be merry
    Life would be a ding-a-derry
    If I only had a brain

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