LJUBLJANA, Slovenia- First a retired NBA player comes out of the closet, now a current one. Beno Udrih, the San Antonio Spurs former backup point guard and now resident garbage time player, has scheduled a press conference to announce he's gay. In his only response through his publicist, the Spurs guard told the AP press, "I have been living a lie my whole life. It has totally destroyed my skills on the court and caused me to distance myself from my teamates." When asked what he meant by "distancing" himself, AP was informed that Mr. (or Ms.) Udrih would leave the practice facility sweaty and funky for fear that watching his closest friend on the team, Brent Barry, shower and cause blood to flow from one head to another. The league is already buzzing about former NBA player Don Amaechi admitting earlier this week that he's gay. Several of Beno's teamates were shocked to hear this news. Spurs perennial all-star power forward Tim Duncan had these unkind words to say, "I knew there was something about this dude! He has no backbone and no nuts, which to me equals straight-up PUSSY!" "I was always wondawing why that wittle was always slapping me on my derriere duwing pwactice! We should twade him to Golden State for Peitrus or Barnes. he would be more comfortble playing in the San Fwancisco awea.", says Spurs starting point guard, tony Parker. The Spurs Argentinian star guard Manu Ginobilli only had these words, "Pinche Joto!" Spurs coach Gregg Popovich said he intends to keep Udrih on the IR until his contract runs because he is now untradeble given his recent remarks. "When I told him he would be playing behind Van Exel last year and Jacques Vaughn this year, he got down on his knees and begged. I figured it was just him being childish, but I got wind something was wrong when he opened his mouth. Initially, i though he was hungry, now I know he was just trying to give me some head.... Yuck! I need a drink. Get me a bottle of Pinot Noir!" According to reports, Udrih became depressed after his former lover and close companion, Rasho Nesterovic, was traded last year. He and Udrih had a close relationship much to the dismay of Spurs fan Angel Luv. Details on this situation are developing.
I will post a link to the article shortly.
Now Amachi is also a Don in the Mafia... what else don't we know about him?
help.
time to install a thread reserved for under-14 sense of humor.
Uhhh, I was born in '72. I think immature and bored b/c i'm off today would be the word you're looking for.
Boy you guys kick our butt last night now it's all fun and games in here. Funny stuff..
"When I told him he would be playing behind Van Exel last year and Jacques Vaughn this year, he got down on his knees and begged. I figured it was just him being childish, but I got wind something was wrong when he opened his mouth. Initially, i though he was hungry, now I know he was just trying to give me some head.... Yuck! I need a drink. Get me a bottle of Pinot Noir!"
Ohhhhhhhhh fook
If this is a joke then you are an IDIOT.
Gracias. Sorry if this hit close to home. Nothing intentional
this is BS. everyone knows Beno enjoys playing behind Vaughn
well obviously this is 100% factual.
During practice ...
Can anybody see what beno is doing on that pic?
LOL! I was wondewing at first why they were talking like that . . . This is a good wead.I was always wondawing why that wittle **** was always slapping me on my derriere duwing pwactice! We should twade him to Golden State for Peitrus or Barnes. he would be more comfortble playing in the San Fwancisco awea.", says Spurs starting point guard, tony Parker.
It's not gay, Beno is just so cute and you can't blame him for that :
Hilarious the ones "THIS ISNT FUNNY!!!"
loosen up.
lmao
theres a reason why the spurs introduced those pink spurs jerseys, and wasnt for the female fans at all
beno showin his feminine eye for the slovenian guy
Look I have no balls!
Can anybody see what beno is doing on that pic?
I thought there is nothing wrong being gay?
phobes.
j/k lol
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