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Only at Thanksgiving, though?
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest one I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
Only at Thanksgiving, though?
Ummmm...wellllll....I guess you could at Christmas too...
22. You have to get your hand way up in there to make sure it's stuffed full.
Perhaps S y can tell us what the Pilgrims said at Thanksgiving?
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That's it! I'm leaving this forum and off to find a geriatric one!
*sniff*
can I taste your pie? mmmm......it's good.
"Thank God we killed a turkey instead of a cat".
I like the part between the legs!
damn baby, that's some tender, juicy meat you got there.....look at the way it just slides off the bone.
Think I can get directions on MapQuest?
That white Schitt is too dry!!!
Gimmie some of that Juicy Dark meat!!!
Help me pull this apart!!!!
and don't forget to make a wish!!!
Lay her on the dinning room table. Legs spread up!
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