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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/m4w/296039025.html

    I'm not going to lie to you. - 27

    Reply to: [email protected]
    Date: 2007-03-18, 10:49AM CDT


    I'm 27 years old and i still live with my mom,I have a hairy back,I have no car, i have no job, I'm still a virgin,I dropped out of high school, my penis is 3.5 inches erect, I'm fat, I still watch cartoons,I get off to hentai, I once spent time in jail for trying to solicit sex from a pros ute,I'm 4 feet tall,I like smelling my own farts,I'm afraid of cats, I cut myself, i masturbate up to 4 times a day, i once tried to suck my own and ended hurting my back,I love garlic, I'm a Trekkie,I have lice(both head and pubic), I once spent 3 days playing world of war craft without sleeping, I can't even drink light beer without having a gag reflex but i am a pothead, and i don't shower or brush my teeth that often (once a week max) so are you willing to give me a shot?


    Location: Helotes
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    PostingID: 29603902

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    What I think everybody would like to know is why you're looking at male personals on Craigslist.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Oh, and .

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    http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/m4w/296039025.html

    I'm not going to lie to you. - 27

    Reply to: [email protected]
    Date: 2007-03-18, 10:49AM CDT


    I'm 27 years old and i still live with my mom,I have a hairy back,I have no car, i have no job, I'm still a virgin,I dropped out of high school, my penis is 3.5 inches erect, I'm fat, I still watch cartoons,I get off to hentai, I once spent time in jail for trying to solicit sex from a pros ute,I'm 4 feet tall,I like smelling my own farts,I'm afraid of cats, I cut myself, i masturbate up to 4 times a day, i once tried to suck my own and ended hurting my back,I love garlic, I'm a Trekkie,I have lice(both head and pubic), I once spent 3 days playing world of war craft without sleeping, I can't even drink light beer without having a gag reflex but i am a pothead, and i don't shower or brush my teeth that often (once a week max) so are you willing to give me a shot?


    Location: Helotes
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    PostingID: 29603902
    I'm NOT a trekkie.

    sin,
    Blaze.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Paki, I understand you're trying to get your ad out there, but I'm sure there are better ways than this.

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    Veteran fatsack's Avatar
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    What I think everybody would like to know is why you're looking at male personals on Craigslist.
    ouch

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    That's an obvious forgery.

    Anyone from Helotes would smell like mulch smoke.

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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    ummm My cousin referred me.......

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    And much like being when questioned by Homeland Security, Paki is speechless because he knows he's been caught.

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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    hahaha!! My cuz was looking at them... she sent me the link in an email.

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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    And much like being when questioned by Homeland Security, Paki is speechless because he knows he's been caught.


    OK - I'm BUSTED!!!

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    hahaha!! My cuz was looking at them... she sent me the link in an email.
    Arranged marriage fell through?

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    I heart 2Blonde PakiDan's Avatar
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    Her fiance, umm, well had a date with a dynamite vest.

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