This orange penis thing in Miami sucks pretty hard
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OK, This morning I was listing to 99.5 KISS going to work and they started talking about, just in passing, that ing weird blue guy the GS warriors have as their mascot
It got me thinking about who has the weirdest most ed up mascot in the NBA.
At least with the Spurs you have the Coyote and you KNOW its a coyote.
At least with the Mavs you have the horse and you KNOW its a ing horse.
what the are these other mascots or what the do they have to do with the team?
For instance, the Suns have a ing gorilla... what the does a gorilla have to do with the ing sun? (and before Suns fans get all defensive asking what a coyote has to do with the Spurs... its a western thing).
SO..... I pose the question.... whats the weirdest NBA mascot???
DISCUSS!!!
This orange penis thing in Miami sucks pretty hard
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Last edited by SAtown; 03-29-2007 at 01:18 AM.
Leave Williams alone, he's been injured this year
you still suck for the Yahoo fiasco, Lefty.![]()
I know you're looking for the worst but one of my favorite mascots as a kid was Hugo the Hornet. Is he still the mascot? That guy could throw down some of the nastiest trampoline dunks!
I always thought the Suns Gorilla was a little odd.
Is Squatch still around? He was pretty cool. But I bet that costume spelled like egg salad and taint.
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There's a cowboy, a Hippo, a sea lion (or some , the one in the red shirt, at LEAST it looks like an animal), what looks to be an elephant in the background.... then you have some ing blue power ranger looking thing in the middle... WHAT THE !!!!![]()
What was that mascot the Mavs used to have back in the Reunion Arena days? All I remember is it was embarrassingly dumb.
G-Wiz. Yes folks, that's his actual name.
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Wow. Apparently they decided to totally pussify Hugo.
before
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after
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Since a mouse (or whatever the that is) has nothing to do with a pace car, Boomer could easily be one of the worst in the NBA.
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OK, to recap so far:
We have a Gorilla in the Arizona DESERT (along with the dog from inspector gadget having a child with snoopy AND Paul Bunyan's child with a garden gnome or Keebler elf)...
We have Beaker's re ed son with Big Bird in Miami...
We have Gonzo's child with cookie Monster in Washington...
What else?
Last edited by phyzik; 03-29-2007 at 01:41 AM.
hugo the Hornet obviously had sex with an ant.... unfortunately the child turned out to be over-the-top gay.![]()
Mavs Man >>> Hugo
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Being over-the-top gay, or at least androgynous, is what it takes to make as a succesful mascot in today's nba.
yeah he sucks
turbo was better (hes the phx suns gorilla now)
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anyone remember THESE??
Boston Celtics:
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Dallas Mavericks: (I think this is the one your thinking of TimVP)
Detroit Pistons:
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La Lakers: (Had to throw this out there)
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Orlando Magic:
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Phili 76r's:
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I always thought he was pretty cool. A little scary too.
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