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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Monostradamus, which you shall all address me as now, will no longer feel the need to prove his tremendous basketball a en any further. After a long series of DEAD ON predictions, one after the other after the other, it's become painfully obvious that I am not only the smartest Mavs fan on this board, but also the most in tune with this team.

    This unfortunately is culminating in my Mona Lisa, otherwise known as Spurs In 6. I diagnosed the problems the post-trade Mavs had in March, I stuck to my guns even after they curbstomped heavy compe ion like Minnesota and Golden State, and I delivered what shall be my final prediction on SpursTalk.

    It's rather incredible that in my entire SpursTalk existence, only once have I been truly owned. By SpursDynasty of all people, in 2007. I went against better judgement and picked the Mavs over the Warriors. It was my one glaring defeat. I salute you, SpurDynasty, I salute you sir.

    I will reiterate that it gives me no pleasure to be so right about the Dallas Mavericks. I wish they'd prove me wrong more. I wish they'd make me look like the biggest fool on the planet. Unfortunately, my wishes came up as empty as the Mavs' basket in the 3rd quarter last night.

    So as we all approach the coming zero hour, I am filled with bittersweet emotions. It's been a great run, and I'm sure Monostradamus could continue accurately charting the unstable course Cuban and Donnie will surely have this team on. But all good things must come to an end.

    In the event of my retirement, all official Mav Krew members will have first dibs on all my trolls. Any trolls left untouched after that will go to the general public.

    That is all.

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    Flyer than I have to be oh crap's Avatar
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    with your astonishing 11 + posts a day average we all know you're not going any where. attention thread.

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    with your astonishing 11 + posts a day average we all know you're not going any where. attention thread.


    Mono also said the Nuggets and Mavs were better than the Lakers, and Gerald Green had what it takes to be a productive NBA player.

    Nobody bats .1000

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    Oak Cliff hard hitta
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    goodbye to a great ing poster :'(

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    Mono also said the Nuggets and Mavs were better than the Lakers, and Gerald Green had what it takes to be a productive NBA player.

    Nobody bats .1000
    All true. Gerald Green has T-Mac talent which thus far has gone untapped. If the Mavericks would have given him a fair shot he might have made a breakthrough in Dallas where a legit 2 guard is one of their needs.

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    Tankin'
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    It's rather incredible that in my entire SpursTalk existence, only once have I been truly owned. By SpursDynasty of all people, in 2007. I went against better judgement and picked the Mavs over the Warriors. It was my one glaring defeat. I salute you, SpurDynasty, I salute you sir.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    That's the most cynical, pessimistic, worst-case scenario for the Mavs

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    All true. Gerald Green has T-Mac talent which thus far has gone untapped. If the Mavericks would have given him a fair shot he might have made a breakthrough in Dallas where a legit 2 guard is one of their needs.
    Yeah, he has otherworldly talent, but it's not a surprise that like the Celtics, Wolves and Rockets before them, they gave up on him. It takes more than talent to succeed in the NBA. Talent is necessary, but not sufficient. Green's not a bad kid, but he IS a space cadet.

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    The most cynical, pessimistic worldview is saying Dallas couldn't have beaten Phoenix or Portland in this year's playoffs.

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    Green was given a chance, he just blew. , he even received playoff minutes (and sucked accordingly)

    I hope to God the Mavs can pull this outta their asses so I can make a YouTube bukkaking all over some of our defeatist fans

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    Doesn't that make sense to you, or is your brain that dumb that you can't even get that? pussyface.'s Avatar
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    ...this guy could never stay away.
    all -talking aside, he clearly doesnt have much of a life outside of this particular internet website

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    The Crominator J.T.'s Avatar
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    4th and 2, got.

    Change out of that skirt, mono. And wash that sand out of your vagina.

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    tbh, I've already started on the list of trolls I want.

    Too bad you're leaving tho scrah. I was looking forward to giving you when Ryan Mallet goes all Jevan Snead this year.

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    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    ...this guy could never stay away.
    all -talking aside, he clearly doesnt have much of a life outside of this particular internet website
    Also, it's going to be hard to face the music after talking mad to Spurs fans about the Mavs owning the Spurs circa 2006-2009.

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    ur gettn the snicklefritz Saul Silver's Avatar
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    tbh i was gonna post a crossroads youtube vid here but atx er already ed it up by including some other ish along with it. you know what it

    RIP mono

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    I put the "F-U" in fun easy7's Avatar
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    Baby please don't go, you know I love you so, baby please don't go...

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    Poppin' Champagne badfish22's Avatar
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    If the Mavs somehow come back and win this series there will be so many epic bumps.

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    Thug Life! Red's Avatar
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    tbh i was gonna post a crossroads youtube vid here but atx er already ed it up by including some other ish along with it. you know what it

    RIP mono
    Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that mono, as this poster, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a s . It's like, they go from one s to the next. And that's what mono is. He's just a hermit crab changin' s s.

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    Who the Fuck are Man Utd?
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    I really like mono's trolls but regretfully I didn't register on the Mavs krew at first hand.

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    Knowledge Is Hassle Fpoonsie's Avatar
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    Lame. You retired your "boom. roasted" run too quickly, and now this.

    ST needs to hang on ta' all the decent Mav Krew posters it can...to offset all the ill-effects of

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    If the Mavs somehow come back and win this series there will be so many epic bumps.
    Yeah, it almost makes me wish that. . . wait, what the am I saying . . that! GTFO, mono!

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    lol banned DUNCANownsKOBE2's Avatar
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    So how do we go about getting trolls?

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    Based dirk4mvp's Avatar
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    Lame. You retired your "boom. roasted" run too quickly, and now this.

    ST needs to hang on ta' all the decent Mav Krew posters it can...to offset all the ill-effects of
    lol amarelooms

    lol Amare looms

    lol suns fan trolling since like 2006

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