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I'm a tool
I'm a tool
I have boobies!
"I call this one Daisy and the other one Boopsie. hee-hee!"
They looked better in that video I did.
"Maybe if I talk to them, they will grow."
I think I dropped my popcorn in there!
"Why can't these turn on the guy next to me?"
That's Hot!! in a Paris tone of voice!!
Nicole, are you down there?
And guess what else my Daddy bought for me...
There aren't enough people looking at me. I should pop one of these out.
Paris- "So, why arent you playing in the game, Tony Parker"
Parker- "Well, you know, Im trying to get that you know popcorn that is stuck on you know your ty, you know?"
Paris- "If you touch me there, we have to make a porno about it, thats the rule"
Parker- "No way, you know, pop would kick my ass if I defaced the team, you know, thats why he got rid of Stephen Jackson, you know"
Paris- "Oh well, mabye Ill see you on the Simple Life part 75, it's the one where Nichole and I go to the old folks home to die, but are boobs are still perky from all the silicone"
"You know, if someone took a picture right now, it could be a 'Caption this Paris Hilton photo!,' thread over at Kori's forum! How totally cool is that? God, I'm horny!"
I'm waiting for the Hustler pics!
Just download the movie.
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Last edited by Yonivore; 11-24-2004 at 10:49 PM. Reason: even after editing, the photo was over the top. Sorry.
Who took a hatchet to her date's noggin?
Why, that would be illegal since the movie is for sale.
I do also believe the posting of said movie was restricted by a court.
Hypocrite.
I didn't say not to pay for it, thief.
Last edited by Johnny_Blaze_47; 11-24-2004 at 11:13 PM. Reason: Screw it, I'm not gonna threadjack.
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