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For someone who epitomizes "dumb blonde" that's a pretty good argument. Of course, for the rest of us with IQs above room temperature, it makes no sense at all.
Too pretty for prison?
Paris argues the "beauty and excitement" she provides should earn her a pardon.
For someone who epitomizes "dumb blonde" that's a pretty good argument. Of course, for the rest of us with IQs above room temperature, it makes no sense at all.
uh where's the story?
Paris has a wonky eye and they are really brown.
She'll make a fine b!tch in jail...that's for damn sure...
the harebrained heiress changed her strategy...and asked her fans to sign a pe ion urging California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon her because she provides "beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives" and is "notable for her leading roles on the Fox reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic House Of Wax." Wow, what an airtight defense--
I'd make her earn a pardon.
Lesbian gangs, Group showers, Strip searches. Paris needs to go to a jail like that.
Well, despite the fact that that is the weakest defence I've ever heard...Too pretty for prison?
Paris argues the "beauty and excitement" she provides should earn her a pardon.
1. SHE'S NOT BEAUTIFUL. In fact, I find her repulsive.
2. SHE'S NOT EXCITING. She's labourious and predictable.
And then there's the fact that she's a symbol of everything that is wrong with the world.
I agree with E20, send her somewhere like that. Give her a taste of real life.
Sign me up
I hope she gets violated in every way for forcing her ugly face into my reality almost every day.
Paris Hilton has fans? I mean, I'd accept head from her, but like RnR said, she's certainly not beautiful nor exciting.
exactly
the personified reason why we're on a crash course with
Arpaio offers to house Hilton in Tent City
BANG Showbiz
May. 16, 2007 07:23 AM
Paris Hilton could serve her 45-day jail sentence working on an Arizona chain gang.
Self-proclaimed toughest sheriff in America, Joe Arpaio, head of Arizona's Tent City jail and the Maricopa County Sheriffs Department, has offered to house the hotel heiress during her 45-day jail sentence for driving with a suspended licence. The sentence is due to being June 5.
Los Angeles' prisons are notoriously overcrowded. Arpaio requires his inmates wear striped uniforms and pink underwear as they toil in the hot sun and says his offer is being "seriously considered."
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Hilton sought comfort from her looming jail sentence in the arms of her ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos.
The socialite and the Greek shipping heir - who have dated on and off for several years - met up at Los Angeles nightclub Teddy's on Saturday night.
A source told Us Weekly magazine, "Paris arrived around midnight with a group of girlfriends and seemed quite happy, chatting and laughing.
"Stavros arrived about an hour later and made a beeline for Paris' table when she gave him a big hug and a kiss.
"They most of the night together, laughing and cuddling and Paris leaned over and kissed him over and over again. She massaged his neck and ran her fingers through his hair.
"He had his arm around her and was whispering into her ear, not really paying any attention to all the other girls who were ogling him."
Stavros - who was seen dirty dancing with James Blunt's ex Petra Nemcova in another Hollywood club just days ago - and Paris left together at 2am.
paris looks like doodoo
I'd love a 24-hr a day reality show of her jail time.
that would be some ing classic TV right there.
and by the way - anyone know any REAL person who could drive on a suspended DUI liscence, get pulled over 3 times and NOT go directly to jail on the spot??
I'd hit it.
Dude, that would be so sweet if she went to jail at tent city. There's a reality show I'd watch.
"What, I have to buy my own food and get $0.25 a day?"
Stay tuned... coming Fall 2007 on TNT, we know drama.
You have appalling taste in women.
You have appalling taste in women.
I resent that!
Apologies to the sheep formerly known as...
She's already had he sentence cut in half for "good behavior" and will spend her jail time separated from the "regular" people.
I'm sure she'll "blow" her way to an even shorter stay.
yeah this sucks, she's going to a minimum security resort now.
Where do you think you would go for this offense?!
MAX security?
Jesus, get over it people. I personally know people who have had 4-5 DUI's and only served 30 days. The sentence for this tramp isnt any more or less different than what normal Joes get.
This thread and what people think should happen are ridiculous. Its celebrity worship's ugly underbelly. She should get a harsher penalty under the law because shes a dumb ?
Or is it because shes a flighty, rich tramp who annoys you? Because that dont hold a -can full of spit in the court of law.
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