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It turns out GOD doesn't feel like talking.
GOD is the pansiest en y in the Universe.
He's such an Emo pussy.
Sometimes he's happy.
Sometimes he's pissed.
Sometimes he gets hurt by us humans.
Plus, he's a vindictive son of a .
I mean, that mother er put us here on Earth and then he says that only the good shall go to heaven and the bad shall go to .
Then, he gets all pissed because everyone figures out that Satan is a lot hipper than he is. So, when becomes the destination of choice, he throws a pissy fit and swears that he will destroy Earth.
What the is wrong with GOD??
He sucks ass.
It turns out GOD doesn't feel like talking.
Somebody has been watching Law & Order: Can't remember if it was regular or decaf (criminal intent).
I saw that episode too last week. Get some new material!( or at least steal your monologues form more obscure television shows.
Somebody has been watching Law & Order: Can't remember if it was regular or decaf (criminal intent).
I saw that episode too last week. Get some new material!
Can't y'all just PM each other? Neither of you is funny and you're ruining other interesting threads. Well, okay this was funny: .) but that's it.
What's a Law & Order?Somebody has been watching Law & Order: Can't remember if it was regular or decaf (criminal intent).
I saw that episode too last week. Get some new material!
Historically, G O D listens more than G O D speaks.
Have a nice day!
So, were you listening in when I was jacking off and screaming my cousins name?Historically, G O D listens more than G O D speaks.
Have a nice day!
I hope you weren't tuning in to that.
Who is this GOD everyone is afraid of?
He's actually a gigantic Vagina wandering the universe in search of the "Great Black ".
What a sad time we live in, God fearing men are so few. Do you not understand that he is there? If there were a painting that means there is a painter, if there is a building that means there an architect. If there is an earth that means there must be a creator. Rather it’s how complex our reproduction system is or to our earth how it’s in the perfect position for life and how it all works. Heres an example of what im talking about, You have an eye that has 137-million light-sensitive cells. If a camera lens can't come together without a designer, neither can your eye. Get the just of it?
You can even look at the bible. Over 300 prophecies from the Old testament were full filled by Jesus(Yeshua) again these predictions of who the messiah would be were written hundreds of years before Jesus came to earth. Just some one full filling 8 of them is an astronomical number. NO man could ever predict as much as the Bible and yet not been wrong. From Israel becoming a nation, to the end of times and the news that we see today, to even those 300 prophecies that I speak of. I encourage you all to look at these prophecies and read the scriptures and pray if there is a God then please show. Be Humble as well!
Still Interested in what is being talked about? Think eternity is important? Worried ever? Then read....down
There are certain sections of this note. Read the le of the section to see if you’re interested in it. Please if you have any questions hit me up or hit up a church! This note was to inform people about information they may not know a lot about or information they have questioned.
God is a Trinity
See God is a Trinity, meaning he is one God but in 3 persons, like I have one body but 3 important organs (brain, heart, lungs). The brain communicates to the heart and lungs yet the whole body functions as one. Its all co efficient and co eternal ect… Just like God, you have God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit as its only one God but in 3 distinct persons. God is of one essence and self sufficient (fulfilled with in him self) as well. Going back to the Human Body metaphor, each organ has a job but one overall purpose. The same goes for our amazing God. God the Father, Son and Holy Spirit each is distinct and has certain jobs but one over all purpose. See our brain, heart and lungs are each organs but yet its still one human body.
Jesus/ how can we get to heaven and know God
So now you might ask “how does Jesus fit in to the picture”. Well Jesus is God the Son. He is the Messiah. See once God created humans we sinned. And Sin can’t be near God because it offends him. So if you sin you have to go to . Since we are all sinners we need a savior from . That’s why God the son manifested him self in to human form being fully human and fully God and lived a sin free life to be put upon the cross with all of our sins and died, then he rose 3 days later and freed us from sin. So now "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved Romans 10:9. Its one thing to know of a God but it’s another thing to know who he is personally. See once you accept Christ as your lord and savior you will be baptized by the Holy Spirit. Your body then becomes a temple for God. You then want to not to sin so you can become closer to God. You want to read his word, learn more and worship him at church. You want to be involved in a ministry to help people as well as helping people come to now our great and loving God.
He loves us so much
Think about it, God loves us so much that For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have eternal life John 3:16. Think about that. God loves us so much that he created us and wanted a personal relationship with us so much that he did this. This is just incredible. His love is ever lasting. He loves his children, his creation that’s why we are in his image. He is Great!
The Bibles Accuracy
Now some might ask, is the Bible 100 percent true? Some might ask was it written by men or God? Well first let me point out a huge fact! There were over 300 prophecies(predictions) in the Old Testament that Jesus full filled! That is incredible. Do you realize how accurate the Bible is? How hard that would be for any man to predict that? Here are some prophecies and predictions on who the messiah would be…
The Old Testament said the messiah would
Be born in Bethlehem Micah 5:2
His ministry would be world wide Isaiah 49:6.
Foreshadows Jesus’s Ministry Isaiah 61
His side would be pierced Zechariah 12:10
Description of the crucifixion psalms 22
He would speak in parables Isaiah 6:9-10
He would be in Davids line Gen 12:1-3, 7
Would be born from a virgin Isaiah 7:14
This sounds a lot like Jesus to me. All of theses have been full filled and this is just the start of it. There is so many verses that have come true. Heck just look at the end of times in the Bible and now look at whats happening in the world today. Its crazy, how could the Bible just make up that Israel would one day be a nation again and that Russian and Iran would build an Alliance and such? first off, its important to know how the bible came to be. so you ask who wrote the bible...well, The Bible was written under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit by over 40 different authors from all walks of life: shepherds, farmers, tent-makers, physicians, fishermen, priests, philosophers and kings. Despite these differences in occupation and the span of years it took to write it, the Bible is an extremely cohesive and unified book. the whole bible does not once contradict its self. and it all states the same foundation. the second thing you might want to ask is "how was the bible formed"?
well the old testament was canonized(made) before Christ. the first 5 books of the old testament were written by mosses. these books were brought together and made...now you may think ok what about the new testament..well the new testament was written AD.
all of the books in the new testament became canonized. there was a council to decide which books were to be put in the bible and they all had to have these two things in common, First, the books must have apostolic authority-- that is, they must have been written either by the apostles themselves, who were eyewitnesses to what they wrote about, or by associates of the apostles.
Second, there was the criterion of conformity to what was called the "rule of faith." In other words, was the do ent congruent with the basic Christian tradition that the church recognized as normative.
there is still authentic manuscripts that are still around today, the actual written do ents. There are over 5,600 early Greek Manuscripts of the New Testament that are still in existence. The oldest manuscripts were written on papyrus and the later manuscripts were written on leather called parchment.
Common sense
If we are organized we have an organizer. If theres a picture then theres a painter. If we have a conscious then we know theres a law of right and wrong. Seriously do you realize how complicated everything is? How everything is such to a detail? From our reproduction system to our earth being at the only point where we have just enough sun light and rotation ect...Its obvious that we were made by God.
What should we do?
So as you can see through this bit of information the Bible is unlike any book. So I want to ask every one who reads this and that isn’t saved or if they don’t believe what his word says to message me so we can talk. Seriously to get close with GOD you gotta continue to pray, read your Bible daily and go to church. When you get to a certain age try to be in some type of ministry as well! God made us to glorify him and fellowship!
If your an atheist and choose not to accept Christ then so be it, but you dont have to troll mocking faith. Your weak and it shows. How dare you and all of these people talk like your better? Who are yall to say these things?
By the way, Jesus says there is no one good but God and in the Bible is says we are as dirty as unclean rags. It states many times that we are not saved by works or going to church or what not. We are very much sinners and we are only made righteous through Christ. He lived a sin free life to be put on the cross. See we are all going to and we put our selves there not God. We sin and fall short of the glory of God. But since God the son ( Jesus Christ) came down and died on the cross, he took our punishment.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
See its like if you had a billion dollar ticket and you were in court and the judge said you had to pay it or take life in prison, you would be screwed. But if some one said here I paid the price you can go if you accept it. I did this because I love you so much.
Romans 10:9 That if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
I tell you these things because I love you!
Um, no. Little thing called evolution by natural selection.
BTW, intelligent design IS NOT SCIENCE and was shot to pieces in a court of law two years ago:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10545387/
"But the judge said: “We find that the secular purposes claimed by the board amount to a pretext for the board’s real purpose, which was to promote religion in the public school classroom.”
The disclaimer, he said, "singles out the theory of evolution for special treatment, misrepresents its status in the scientific community, causes students to doubt its validity without scientific justification, presents students with a religious alternative masquerading as a scientific theory, directs them to consult a creationist text as though it were a science resource and instructs students to forgo scientific inquiry in the public school classroom and instead to seek out religious instruction elsewhere." "
Your vapid metaphors don't blind me to the truth that there is no benevolent God who cares what you and I do. To think that there is a creator who watches over every single human being's actions and then judges them after their death is both absurdly self-centred and arrogant. How the Universe started I do not know, but I do know that the earth is more than 6000 years old and the Bible is NOT a literal do ent.
The Bible is a great book - it lays down a code of conduct, which, if followed, enables human beings to get along and live good and productive lives. However, it IS NOT FACT. It's not even what it was when it was written - it has been re-written by thousands of people since the original text was laid down.
I have no objection to faith. If you have faith, good on you, I hope it serves you well. But don't tell me that the Bible is FACT and TRUTH and a LITERAL DO ENT, because that insults my belief system which is REASON.
Bible literalists make me sick.
er...ooops.
I thought this was the 'Spurswoman' thread
I don't love you.
And, tell your God to stop killing people.
It's so not cool.
Funny how God is selective with who he likes.
He supposedly loves everyone, but yet, he lets everyone kill in his name.
theroc5, go to church and stop trying to save our supposed damned souls.
I still love you bro, and I think you need to get your theo right. Please man, theres a lot more to look into then what you know. Theres so much proof and everything yet we as a people do not want to accept it. Why? Its called pride and being Lazy.
This thread is infested with THE BEAST!
The idea of God has caused more trouble unfortunately than it has solved. It is a shame really, but all too true.
im neither religious or anti religious...i am anti fundamentalist though...be it christian, muslim or otherwise.
"For God so loved the world"...There for he does love every one and he died for every one. Look at Jesus( yeshua) and his life. He did not kill one person. He did not harm one person. The most anger he showed was when he threw some stuff around a temple b/c people were trying to make money out of it. I dont think that God enjoys people dying. Jesus, God in the flesh, could have called down millions of angels to attack the people who were hurting him but the King of Kings was to faithful. I mean the king of the world, the God of everything loved us so much that he did what he did.
Oh and why are you so mad at something you dont believe is there? You seem so angry and such with God yet you dont believe he is there. Well I know he is there and I think deep in your heart that you know he is there. All Im saying is that he has given us so much, salvation, creation ect..he just calls us to fellowship and glorify his name. Im called to witness his gospel and in real life and or on the computer im going to do it. I will stop at nothing and I know millions of people who feel the same way.
Why? How can you disprove so many of the prophecies that have been predicted in the Bible? how can you say even though Jesus full filled those 300 prophecies that he cant be God. He cant be the son, the messiah?This thread is infested with THE BEAST!
The idea of God has caused more trouble unfortunately than it has solved. It is a shame really, but all too true.
im neither religious or anti religious...i am anti fundamentalist though...be it christian, muslim or otherwise.
We all fall short do we not? God's standard is so high that he says if you lust after a women that you commit adultery with her in your heart. He says if you hate a person that you commit murder with them in your heart. And im assuming you have lied before, there for you are a liar. So we are all lie'n , murderous, adulteryers( i know thats not spelled right) right? And God says if you brake one of the commandments then you brake all of them. And in the Bible it says all liars, thieves, perverts ect..will all have there part in the lake of fire. So we would be damned. But For God so loved the World he gave his only son , that who ever believes in him shall not perish but have ever lasting life. (John 3:16)
For if you confess that Jesus is lord and believe that God raised him from the dead you will be saved. (romans 10:9) We are saved by love and grace. We then are baptized by the Holy Spirit!
I'm a proud fundamentalist. When the Bible speaks in literal it means literal. All the prophecies that were ment in literal sense came true in literal means.
Dang, where are all the Christians at? I would figure there would be a few more then this at Spurs talk.
Hey i respect your beliefs and i think the bible is a great book of very good stories. I have SOOO Much more to say on the subject but between building some websites today / meetings / and keeping up with the "whats on your ipod" thead i dont have the time right now.
keep on preachin it though...i respect someone who stands firm in their convictions, so i expect to be respected back(not that you have disrespected me)
lol, yes I hope I havent disrepected you! I hope you take time as well and really make sure you know and or understand the true Gospel! People often think that God loves certian people more or that we are saved by going to church and being religious when thats not it at all. So yep, I look foward to your future responses on this topic!Hey i respect your beliefs and i think the bible is a great book of very good stories. I have SOOO Much more to say on the subject but between building some websites today / meetings / and keeping up with the "whats on your ipod" thead i dont have the time right now.
keep on preachin it though...i respect someone who stands firm in their convictions, so i expect to be respected back
I definitely believe in God, and spiritual power. It's very real. There are forces at work greater than anything our little human brains can wrap our little minds around.
I agree, though, that you have to be careful in how you interpret the Bible due to the human element involved not only in the original text but in the translations that have occurred throughout the years. I can understand how a lot of people are turned off by those who take the Bible too literally.
I think the Bible has replaced true spirituality for a lot of people and I think this only reinforces disbelief in those who can't find truth or guidance in the Bible's teachings. I believe the Bible was meant to reinforce people's personal spirtuality, but many of us make it our only basis for spirituality. Rather than praying and meditating, being guided by spirit and then reinforcing those spiritual teachings with Bible readings, most people will sit in a church or bible study and let people interpret Bible verses to them as a basis for their faith.
If more people could tap into true spiritism they would see and feel for themselves that there is a higher power involved. Evolution is simply God's hand at work. It's as ridiculous to think that everything in the universe happened by accident as it is to say that the earth and everything on it was created in six days. Science is constantly disproving it's own theories on the universe and on evolution. Human beings understanding of the universe is still in its infancy. As science continues to evolve and discover the "why" of the universe, I'm sure all will realize that there were spiritual forces at work, running the show the entire time.
That's my two cents on the subject.
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