who's doing all the freaking work???

[phyzik]

The population of this country is 300 million.




160 million are retired.




That leaves 140 million to do the work.




There are 85 million in school.




Which leaves 55 million to do the work.




Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.




Leaving 15 million to do the work.




2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.




Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.




Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.




At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.




Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.




Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.




That leaves just two people to do the work.




You and me.




And there you are,




Sitting on your ass,



At your computer, reading Spurstalk.


Nice. Real nice.

[Melmart1]

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.




Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.




Leaving 15 million to do the work.

55-35=15?

In that case, I must be doing all my work, plus double checking yours for errors, meaning YOU must be the one on Spurstalk all day, for all the you get done correctly.

[Melmart1]

Oh, yeah so buddy, for making me do twice the work. Asshole!

[NorCal510]

55-35=15?

In that case, I must be doing all my work, plus double checking yours for errors, meaning YOU must be the one on Spurstalk all day, for all the you get done correctly.

even though its melmart, she you

[NorCal510]

interesting post, though. you narrowed it too much at the end, also.

[mrsmaalox]

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

I wish!

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

This is a problem all over the world.

As the Baby Boomers come through, and medical technology extends lifespans, the ratio of workers:non-workers (the "dependency ratio") is rapidly increasing. In Australia it will double by 2050.

[Fillmoe]

mexicans

[jaespur21]

mexicans

VIVA la RAZA

[Flea]

Oh, yeah so buddy, for making me do twice the work. Asshole!

[phyzik]

hey, I just copy and pasted in e-mail, I dont proofread jokes

[Fillmoe]

and your logic is ed.... whats to say that the 85 million that are going to school don't have a full or part time job on the side?

[phyzik]

and your logic is ed.... whats to say that the 85 million that are going to school don't have a full or part time job on the side?

you know, when I was posting this joke (which I just copy/pasted from an e-mail) I was thinking to myself.... "you know self, I bet there is some ing idiot out there who is going to try and logically argue this and not see the joke for what it is, I wonder who its going to be?"

Well, congratulations Fillmoe, please accept this trophy in recognition for everything you have done..... wrong.