I got 3 of them in the past hour so I am going to post them here, feel free to add some you have gotten.

If u r a real MEXICAN read these 9 words fast (ten, go, free, hole, less, in, me, cool, low) if u get it pass it on.

Hey guess who's still together after all the between them? Tus nalgas! Ha ha

Blonde walks into da drycleaners n asks if her blouse is ready. Cleaner sez "come again?" She replies "No, mus this time.