I was driving to the mall a few weeks ago. I drove past the school and pick up this chick I've been wheeling for a while. I look out at the basketball court nearby, and see 2 men robbing a poor guy and beating him ferociously. I call the cops, but the men start running towards the car and hear the sirens and run the opposite way. I had to give the cops a description of each men.
So later that evening, I get home and tell my mom the whole story. She never liked the neighborhood since there's so much crime and fights, especially among young men like me. So she says "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I begged and pleaded with her day after day, but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way. She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket, I put my walkman on and said "I might as well kick it!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say to this cab was rare, but I thought man forget it, "yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo home smell you later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
I admit you had my ass during that first paragraph.
Are you movin' on up, like George and Weezy?
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Me, too.I admit you had my ass during that first paragraph.
greatest thread alive!
Seriously, parents just don't understand.
You're silly.
You like jokes- explains why you like the Mavs.
^^
wtf got so serious for the first couple of lines then you had to pull that fresh prince of bel air BS.....
Congrats on the whole "Prince" thing. Just don't be surprised if one day your aunt looks completely different.
i saw a woman get robbed by gunpoint in the parking lot of an heb... but sadly it didn't end up with me becoming the fresh prince of bel-air.
You're as good a smack talker as you are a supermodel!You're silly.
You like jokes- explains why you like the Mavs.
Bump.
Ha. I've started to read the last sentence of every post before letting myself get suckered in.
Ha. I've started to read the last sentence of every post before letting myself get suckered in.
You realize this is the O.G., posted Dec. 2006.
Yes...I recognized the original. But I'm reading the last sentence of every post regardless.
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