I'm a ing head. Most of you know I wasn't born here and I'm not a citizen so I had my naturlization test at the INS center in Oakland, CA. I was busy with work and other so I didn't even study, I got the basic questions right, but that wasn't enough....I missed some gay ones like who wrote the national anthem, I know now it's Patrick Henry.........but ..........here is the worse part, since my green card had been expired since last summer, the dudes were like since you can't legally be here we're going to have to take into consideration of deporting you. They told me they might deport me, but I would have to wait a couple of months until I could get a new visa and green card.............I'm ing seriously tweaking out, I nearly passed out when he said that to me..........my face was pale for like 5 hours....when I went home my Mom said congratulations on becoming a citzen, but she was like why are you so pale, did a mosquito bite you again? I was like this is serious and I told her what had happend and she got worried. Then she got scared abd said you're moving with your auntie and uncle to Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air, I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, yo homes, smell ya later. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
you can't expect to pull this off again today man. First thing I did was read the last part of the textOriginal though, I'll give you that
This is no longer "Fresh". Oh, and Patrick Henry did not write the national anthem. It was Francis Scott Key. Your story may have been more plausible if it didn't contain mistakes like this in the first few lines as knowledge you gained after the test. Dumbass.
Patrick Henry... I stopped reading right there.
C-Minus to D work.... below average. Try Again.
I was gonna take you seriously until you typed that "Fresh Prince Of Bel- Air" crap. If what you say is true about the test and green card then too bad so sad......after that post ending you deserve to be thrown out. I'm sorry if that sounds mean, but when it comes to being a citizen, and other people that are actually trying to become citizens I take it very seriously. You don't seem serious about this, you don't deserve citizenship.I missed some gay ones like who wrote the national anthem, I know now it's Patrick Henry
My first post after getting 2,000......it's gonna be ine of those days I guess.
Get some new jokes already. I've read more clever post on Suns' fans boards.
I knew it was Francis Scott Key, Patrick Henry gave that quote: Give me Freedom/iberty or GIve me ......I mean death..............so gramps calm down.
In fact I took AP US History............ACED that class w/o studying for it and ACED that ing AP TEST without studying for it.......so my US History is college leveld ESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And Cheylre Steele you can suck my balls you prude ass . Good job in getting 2000 posts though, it must have been the only good accomplishment in your life.
calling women pruds and telling them to suck balls.
What a charmer.
Geez.And Cheylre Steele you can suck my balls you prude ass . Good job in getting 2000 posts though, it must have been the only good accomplishment in your life.
You can't even spell my name correctly even when it is spelled for you....there is no "e" at the end in my first name.
As for those 2000 posts...at least I have accomplished something in my life.
And yes I have accomplished things in my life.
Take your BS to the troll forum where it belongs.
I wouldn't suck anything of yours....don't know where it has been, don't want any incurable disease.
Prude?? More like proud to be an American, born and raised in the USA. I am happy for those who take citizenship seriously.....those that think it is a joke need to just pack up their things and get the out.
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
Settle the down, you act like the guy made a post bashing the country and praised the attacks on 9/11, if you get this worked up on a message board I'd hate to see how you handle situations in your professional and personal life.
Btw, someone finally got me with the Fresh Prince ending
Give me a break.
You don't have any pride in being an American?
E20 insults people who take being a citizen seriously and then backtracks to cover his backside? He calls the citizenship test questions "gay". How about him showing some respect? He then uses an obscenity to alter an important revolutionary quote, he posts "Give me Freedom/iberty or GIve me ". He thinks it is a joke. It is called pride in your country.
He then uses an obscenity to address me (Cheylre Steele) real classy. I never called him any obscenity. If one can't express themselves with profanity, they have a problem not me.
He calls me a "prude". All my personal friends would call me anything but prude. Not many things upset me, but the lack of respect for your country and other people is one of them that do, along with using profanity because someone disagrees with a posting's vibe.
This copypasta is well out of date....
I could really care less what he says to you seeing as you have no sense of humor and your first response to him was that he deserves to be thrown out of the country. If you're going to take issue with everything posted on the internet that is disrespectful to our country in any way you would be on all day 24/7, which you might be already...so maybe thats not too bad for you. He wasn't insulting anybody, it was a joke, grow up. Reading your replies sounds like the characters on South Park spoofing overzealous "defenders of America", "If you dont like Monster Truck rallies and Football, you can just get out "Give me a break.
You don't have any pride in being an American?
E20 insults people who take being a citizen seriously and then backtracks to cover his backside? He calls the citizenship test questions "gay". How about him showing some respect? He then uses an obscenity to alter an important revolutionary quote, he posts "Give me Freedom/iberty or GIve me ". He thinks it is a joke. It is called pride in your country.
I was gonna make fun of E20 until I read cherylsteele's replies.
Get over it cheryl, it was a joke.
is this really serious? or does she need to look up the definition of joke....
the us can suck my and afterwards ill piss on uncle sams grave.....
the US sucks
/joke
lmfao @ cherylsteele
If you dont like cherylsteele you can just get out
When NorCal laughs at your , it's officially NOT ing funny anymore...unless you were actually going for the "eighth grade" humor thing, in which case, you've reached your audience...and the highest level of humor you will ever master.
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