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The proper position for the toilet seat is up!
Since the ladies of Spurstalk are sipping Margeritas in some posh Stone Oaks establishment I think this is a good time to take back what is rightfully ours.
Men of Spurstalk, let your voices be heard!
Last edited by Slomo; 09-15-2007 at 03:01 PM.
The proper position for the toilet seat is up!
A female had better not be wearing shoes in the kitchen unless I'm having her clean up some broken glass!
A roll of toilet paper should last a minimum of two weeks.
Yes, I'm drinking this much to make you look better.
Who cares if your sister is getting married, the games on.
"Pretty women make us buy beer....
......ugly women make us DRINK beer!"
Get back in the goddamn kitchen and make some damn pie.
"Shut up!!! Go fix me a turkey pot pie."
Mr. Bender
Yes, I'm staring at your s...you're the one that decided to wear that shirt.
They're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain (or to the one that started this thread).
Ahem...
Was that your idea of the men's version on the Ladies Lunch???
weak....
Yes I do wish your brain was as big as those.
WTF we're men! a roll of toilet paper should last a maximum of 3 days! Take pride in the ability to leave a dump so large you have to flush twice!
Three days?
You're a girl.
It doesn't take half a roll to wipe your ass.
And a two flusher or a surface breacher has nothing to do with the amount of tickets you use.
Besides, that's why God invented skid marks.
You're one of those bidet using, frosted tip, cufflink wearing metrosexuals I heard about on the news, aren't you?
Slomo
You can be a slovenly male and still properly wipe your ass on par with the average 5 year old.
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We had more fun than they had at their lunch any way.
How's that? A lot of left handed typing?We had more fun than they had at their lunch any way.
You say you want a revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright
You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We don't love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well you know
We're doing what we can
But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is brother you have to wait
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright, al...
You say you'll change the cons ution
Well you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the ins ution
Well you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
I'm looking for a deaf-mute woman with a nice ass and a great set of s.
That's my idea of perfection.
Yeah we did!We had more fun than they had at their lunch any way.
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