Dangerously Cheesy

[sa_butta]

Man arrested for Cheetos assault

A 22-year-old man has been arrested in the US for assaulting his father with a bag of Cheetos.

Patrick Hamman, who lives with his father in Iowa, picked up a bag of Cheetos and threw it at him during an argument.

The bag hit Michael on the glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, the Des Moines Register reported.

The police report, which listed the bag of Cheetos as an assault weapon, said: "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheetos dust."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2496236.html?menu=

[samikeyp]

Damn...what a waste of cheetos.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Cheetos dust, popcorn lung......
......goddamn snack foods are banding together, rising up and staging a revolt against us all now!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Cheetos dust, popcorn lung......
......goddamn snack foods are banding together, rising up and staging a revolt against us all now!

Of course, bad things always come in threes. By the end of the week we'll discover that if pregnant women each Cool Ranch Doritos their babies will end up with flippers or something.

[SAtown]

What kind of Cheetos?

[mardigan]

I hope they werent flaming hot with limon, he could have burned his eyes

[Das Texan]

it would have been funnier if he had just been throwing them one by one.

[CuckingFunt]

it would have been funnier if he had just been throwing them one by one.

That would have been fantastic.

[Das Texan]

That would have been fantastic.

and incredibly annoying.

[Spurfect]

is this what the world is coming to, where we can't even throw a bag of overly processed cheese at anyone without being charged with a crime?

[AlamoSpursFan]

Does this mean I'm going to have to get my haz mat endorsement again?

[Mister Sinister]

Of course, bad things always come in threes. By the end of the week we'll discover that if pregnant women each Cool Ranch Doritos their babies will end up with flippers or something.

That'd be ing AWESOME! Olympic gold!