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[LakeShow]

Looks like the Joker.

[E20]

Looks like someone left Dirk hanging and he couldn't believe it. So, he was left in that state.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Tired of accusations of "choking" Dirk Nowitzki took a drastic, if somewhat too literal, step to solve the issue by having his jaw wired shut. "If nothing goes in the throat I can't choke," wrote the reigning MVP on a dry erase board he now keeps handy.

[Supergirl]

Tired of accusations of "choking" Dirk Nowitzki took a drastic, if somewhat too literal, step to solve the issue by having his jaw wired shut. "If nothing goes in the throat I can't choke," wrote the reigning MVP on a dry erase board he now keeps handy.

ROTFL

[Viva Las Espuelas]

<sniff> That didn't again!

[atxrocker]

Tired of accusations of "choking" Dirk Nowitzki took a drastic, if somewhat too literal, step to solve the issue by having his jaw wired shut. "If nothing goes in the throat I can't choke," wrote the reigning MVP on a dry erase board he now keeps handy.

[Reggie Miller]

"After the Mavericks' humiliating loss in the first round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs, Dirk's mom told him just to 'grin and bear it' when confronting his detractors. Unfortunately, Mrs. Nowitzki didn't tell Dirk his face might freeze like that..."

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I got to fart so bad...

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Looks like the Joker.

what you like when you say cheese in german

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Tired of accusations of "choking" Dirk Nowitzki took a drastic, if somewhat too literal, step to solve the issue by having his jaw wired shut. "If nothing goes in the throat I can't choke," wrote the reigning MVP on a dry erase board he now keeps handy.

[baseline bum]

All choke and no ring makes Dirk a something something

[angel_luv]

Tired of accusations of "choking" Dirk Nowitzki took a drastic, if somewhat too literal, step to solve the issue by having his jaw wired shut. "If nothing goes in the throat I can't choke," wrote the reigning MVP on a dry erase board he now keeps handy.

You are too funny!

[Sense]

Ssssssssssssssmoking!

[samikeyp]

^^^

[LakeShow]

[dirk4mvp]

Ssssssssssssssmoking!

[mavs>spurs2]

Tired of accusations of "choking" Dirk Nowitzki took a drastic, if somewhat too literal, step to solve the issue by having his jaw wired shut. "If nothing goes in the throat I can't choke," wrote the reigning MVP on a dry erase board he now keeps handy.

good stuff

[lefty]

Looks like the Joker.

Reminds me of Michael Jackson in Thriller...

....oh well, just reminds me of Michael Jackson

[angel_luv]

Ssssssssssssssmoking!

[lefty]

Just before the tip-off of France-Germany...

[Strike]

Thizz face makes ya go UUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!