thanks, I needed a good laugh
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773
Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.
The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler 'Xenu' is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
According to American magazine Star, a source said: "Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate."
"It's a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter."
The facility is said to have enough room for ten people - including wife Katie Holmes, 17-month-old daughter Suri and his adopted children Isabella, 14, and Connor, 12.
A spokesperson for the actor has denied the reports, saying: "This is completely untrue. He is not building on his property at all."
The 45-year-old is currently filming World War II movie Rubicon (formerly known as Valkyrie) in Germany, where he is regularly joined on set by Katie and Suri.
Tom plays German hero Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von Stauffenberg in the wartime thriller surrounding a failed plot by high-ranking military officers to blow up Hitler and has come under attack for his decision to do so as well as his religious beliefs.
The controversial film depicts the ill-fated plan to blow up the dictator on July 20, 1944, which he survived, with the plotters subsequently paying with their lives.
ing Tom Cruise. Jesus Christ
makes sense to me. i built a bunker to protect my family from Xanadu
Tom Cruise is ing insane, which amuses me to no end.
if he doesn't show that he believes? that's alot of cash that the cult of scientology loses!
Whats scary, is people will look to him for advice on who to vote for in the next presidential election...
I know I should make fun of you for this post but there are just too many damn jokes I could make about it.......I mean, which route to go?
Irrelevant?
Typical?
Political?
What to do, what to do.
Wouldn't it be funny if he turned out to be right?
Holy , I never thought of that.
Anyone have the San Antonio branch of Scientology phone number?
[QUOTE=clambake]makes sense to me. i built a bunker to protect my family from Xanadu[/Q
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I know I should make fun of you for this post but there are just too many damn jokes I could make about it.......I mean, which route to go?
Irrelevant?
Typical?
Political?
What to do, what to do.
Come on big talker, lets see what you got.
Seeing as you never show up to a GTG and ever talk DIRECTLY to my face, coward, lets see it.
I think Suri is adorable!
I'm not sure which display of irrational behavior from Tom is funnier;
that one or this one:
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.ph...ewthread/6652/
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No . Look what happened the last time people elected a President based on his belief in a big fictional man in the sky.
just cause you prayed for something and gold told you hes got better things to do, doesn't mean he doesn't exist senor.Look what happened the last time people elected a President based on his belief in a big fictional man in the sky
What makes you think Xenu doesn't exist?
And don't ever think you have any idea about why I believe what I do.
Interesting tidbit
PHOENIX - A man who agreed to plead guilty in a plot to extort more than $1 million from Tom Cruise for the actor's stolen wedding photos was found dead in his home, authorities said.
Investigators said it appeared David Hans Schmidt, 47, who was under house arrest and faced up to two years in federal prison, had committed suicide.
He was found dead in his townhouse around 3 p.m. Friday after police noticed a tracker placed on him had not moved and he had not checked in, said Lt. Anthony Lopez.
It wasn't known when Schmidt, who was free on $100,000 bond, was to enter his plea in court. He also faced a $250,000 fine under a plea agreement filed Aug. 24 in Los Angeles.
Schmidt, known for brokering deals involving compromising celebrity photos and videos, was arrested in July after federal authorities said a co-defendant obtained photos of Cruise's wedding to Katie Holmes in Italy last year from the event's official photographer, court do ents show.
Starting in May, Schmidt had repeated contact with Cruise representatives and threatened to release the photos if he didn't receive between $1.2 and $1.3 million, authorities said.
Schmidt also tried to auction off Paris Hilton's diaries, along with photos of her in various stages of undress and other personal items that had been locked away in a Los Angeles-area storage locker until a few months ago.
He also claimed to have brokered deals to sell a sex video of Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on "Saved by the Bell," and a video of skater Tonya Harding's wedding night, according to published reports. He also claimed to have obtained topless shots of rescued U.S. Army POW Pfc. Jessica Lynch.
is this dude on crack?
I think that is one of an idea ....unless Xenu reads Star magazine.
Have I not asked you to stop using my name in your posts?
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