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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    If a Doritio and Frito got into a fight, who do you think would win? Personally, I think it depends on the flavor of the Dorito. If it is a Nacho Cheese Dorito, then it could probably match up with most Frito flavors. The Hot Fritos and Chili Cheese Fritos would kick its ass any day, but the regular Frito would get it's ass kicked. The Cool Ranch Dorito is the little gay brother of the Dorito family. Any Frito flavor could kick his ass hard. Even the skinny regular Fritos that break in bean dip. The Scoop Fritos would turn the Cool Ranch Dorito over and it hard. He would not stand a chance. The other gimmick Dorito flavors like Guacamole are on the same level as Cool Ranch. The only Dorito that has a chance is ier Nacho. Now that bas is bad. He carries a knife and everything. I've witnessed him stab a Chili Frito and a Cheeto. Anyway, I like Fritos more but I think the ier Nacho Dorito would win in a fight. Even over the Hot Frito. What do you think?

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    Border Bandit valluco's Avatar
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    What about the Green Salsa Dorito?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    What about the Green Salsa Dorito?
    He is in the gimmick Dorito flavors catagory.

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    Border Bandit valluco's Avatar
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    Oh yeah, there's alsol a Ranchero Dorito that can kick any Frito's ass.

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    Name you'd love to touch maxpower's Avatar
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    What if Frito brought his friend Beandip?

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    Agent Wonderbread j-6's Avatar
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    Dude, there is no way a Chili Cheese Frito is losing to any weak-ass Dorito, flavored or plain. The CCF is the Ray Lewis of corn chips: a little undersized, but will put you on your ass every time.

    A Frito Pie with CCF's is my favorite "I'm ed up and I'm already home, so no drive thru" quick meal. Empty a bag of CCF's in a wide bowl. Put half a can of Ranch Style Beans with Jalapenos and half a can of Hormel Chili on top. Sprinkle some cheddar cheese on and nuke the whole mess.

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    Doritos>Fritos


    by far.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Been awhile since I've been that high.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Frito Bandito!!

    I love a Frito pie now and then.

    But for the munchies...Doritos are a legend.

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    Been awhile since I've been that high.



    This thread is....

    Feels like SR.com all over again.

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Depends..is it a regular sized frito or one of the bigger Scoops?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Depends..is it a regular sized frito or one of the bigger Scoops?
    Regular sized Frito.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Doritos>Fritos


    by far.

    Individually yes.

    But, if Chili and Cheese help out Frito- would be like a WWE fight when reinforcements arrive.

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    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    Scoops Fritos & Chili Cheese Fritos is an insane combination. I don't think that duo can ever be beat.

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ TheSanityAnnex's Avatar
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    If a Doritio and Frito got into a fight, who do you think would win? Personally, I think it depends on the flavor of the Dorito. If it is a Nacho Cheese Dorito, then it could probably match up with most Frito flavors. The Hot Fritos and Chili Cheese Fritos would kick its ass any day, but the regular Frito would get it's ass kicked. The Cool Ranch Dorito is the little gay brother of the Dorito family. Any Frito flavor could kick his ass hard. Even the skinny regular Fritos that break in bean dip. The Scoop Fritos would turn the Cool Ranch Dorito over and it hard. He would not stand a chance. The other gimmick Dorito flavors like Guacamole are on the same level as Cool Ranch. The only Dorito that has a chance is ier Nacho. Now that bas is bad. He carries a knife and everything. I've witnessed him stab a Chili Frito and a Cheeto. Anyway, I like Fritos more but I think the ier Nacho Dorito would win in a fight. Even over the Hot Frito. What do you think?
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Never in the deepest throes of the most stifling boredom could I ever imagine randomly bumping some two-year-old thread.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    This bump was not random. I planned on bumping it on this day when I first started the thread.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Oh.

    Well, then . . . GENIUS!

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    You should always keep a bag of Fritos in your car....in case of a nuclear war or something...

    Not to eat but...

    Well , put a lighter to one sometime and watch what happens...

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    To answer the question: plain old regular Fritos >>>>>>>>> everything else.

    In grad school, I lived off of Fritos and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    The Batman Dorito would shoot all of the Frito's with his AK, bash their heads in with his brass knuckles, then smoke his QP of ganja on the ride home.

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    samikeyp finally got his answer..... 2 years later

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    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    Doritos.

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    Frito could kick any Doritos ass. But Cheetos thats another story. Especially the hot ones. Hot Cheetos > Frito > Dorito.

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