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    Believe. Steve Irwin's Avatar
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    So I was driving after hanging out at some friends house and it was 11:30 or so. I have a limit for my license to where I can't drive after 11pm so I was already screwed from coming home late to my parents. I was driving extra cautious so I wouldn't get ed for some stupid reason, going like right at the speed lmit. I'm looking in my rear view mirror and I see some chicks hanging their bodies out the car with their panties saying "fresh" written on them. This idiot zooms by me and cuts me off, breaks super ing fast and I ram the out of his bumper. The idiot got out of his car and yelled to me "to bel air holmes!"

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Awwwww Man, sorry about the SUV

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    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    you are a gotdamn idiot

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    So I was driving after hanging out at some friends house and it was 11:30 or so. I have a limit for my license to where I can't drive after 11pm so I was already screwed from coming home late to my parents. I was driving extra cautious so I wouldn't get ed for some stupid reason, going like right at the speed lmit. I'm looking in my rear view mirror and I see some chicks hanging their bodies out the car with their panties saying "fresh" written on them. This idiot zooms by me and cuts me off, breaks super ing fast and I ram the out of his bumper. The idiot got out of his car and yelled to me "to bel air holmes!"
    Aren't you always rear ending somebody?

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    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    Aren't you always rear ending somebody?

    he is usually getting rear ended by somebody!

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    Believe. Steve Irwin's Avatar
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    Aren't you always rear ending somebody?
    correct, that'd be KEDA's girlfriend!

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    reppin the 16th letter! Fillmoe's Avatar
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    lame..... should have made the story longer to perfect the wack ass joke at the end.... ing high schoolers, gotta teach em everything.

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    That's what she said. LuvBones's Avatar
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    alright, O.L.D.

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    That's what she said. LuvBones's Avatar
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    you're burying this joke.

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    Believe. Steve Irwin's Avatar
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    lame..... should have made the story longer to perfect the wack ass joke at the end.... ing high schoolers, gotta teach em everything.
    eat some curry

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Beware of the Voices Bigzax's Avatar
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    make up some more stuff about the hotties with their fresh panties!

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    Believe. Steve Irwin's Avatar
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    bump for good times

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    please pink his IP.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    When I read the le I was hoping it was true!

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    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    When I read the le I was hoping it was true!

    so was I

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    fuk u

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