This is it Mavs fans! The day has come! The day where we finally erase the nightmares of seasons past. It begins tonight! The day where our previous playoff death is erased, and we begin a new life. A new season. A new world. The ultimate prize is at stake! It is ours for the taking! Mavs fans, this is the season we have been waiting for our entire lives. This is the year that the Mavericks finally realize their purpose. The Mavericks will rule without mercy, delivering utter domination to the rest of this league. Everyone will bow down to the power & glory of the Mavs! And we will rest our balls on their forehead. This year, if the NBA was a boxing match, we'd be Rocky in the final round against Drago! If the NBA was a music compe ion, the Mavericks would be Kelly Clarkson and the rest of the NBA would be the dork with Sideshow Bob hair. If the NBA was gay sex, the Mavericks would be the butch, the top, the bear, whatever. If the NBA was a rodeo, the Mavericks would be Luke Perry. We are the kings of the NBA this year! If you want to crown us then go ahead and crown our ass! The Mavericks are who you think we are Mavs fans! The BEST! Don't with the king cuz the king ain't in around this year! Dirk Nowitzki is gonna bring the blitzkreig! Jason Terry is gonna cap some fools! JJ Barea is gonna go loco on you vatos! Nick Fazekas is gonna slam the compe ion with white oppression! We are the greatest team in the history of professional basketball in the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex and beyond! Far beyond! We're going to dominate the league like Hootie & The Blowfish's first album, except without all the resulting negative backlash!
Don't tell me we can't do it. Anybody who thinks we can't do it can get the off the Mav train right now! Losing is not an option! Last year is forgotten! Are you pumped, Mavs Fans! Stop what you're doing and scream for the Mavs! Mercy will not be shown! Anger will be displayed! Vengeance will be had! Everybody will fear us! Relish in this year! I know I will! Corks will be popped in the Mavs locker room at the end of this season! Kodiak bears don't stand a chance against these guys! So many years of torment will be gone, and it starts TONIGHT!
By the way, you should be reading this while listening to dramatic pop music of your choosing. If you aren't, then pop in All-American Rejects "It Ends Tonight" or the dramatic pop song of your choosing and start over again!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
MAV FAN ROLL CALL!!!!!
Where you at ponky?
Where you at Findog?
Where you at mavsfan1000?
Where you at dirk4mvp?
Where you at stretch?
Where you at Shank?
Where you at monosylab1k?
Where you at mavs>spurs?
Where you at LEONARD?
Where you at pussyface?
Where you at Flight3107?
Where you at Amarelooms? On second thought, who cares.
Where you at MavericksDynasty?
Where you at Islymore?
Where you at adrienne?
Where you at Dirk Nowitzki?
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
This is a time for celebration, Mavs fans! This season is going to be rocking and rolling! We're going to Annihilate Atlanta! We're going to Bash Boston! We're going to Crush Chicago! We're going to Cream Cleveland! We're going to Destroy Denver! We're going to Devastate Detroit! We're going to Humiliate Houston! We're going to Mash Memphis! We're going to Massacre Miami! We're going to Nut-Kick New Jersey! We're going to Obliterate Orlando! We're going to Pecker Slap Phoenix! We're going to Spank San Antonio! We're going to Tear Up Toronto! We're going to Uberpwn Utah!
TEAM FREE THROW ROLL CALL!!!!!!!!!
Dirk Nowitzki, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Josh Howard, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Jason Terry, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Devin Harris, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Erick Dampier, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Jerry Stackhouse, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
DeSagana Diop, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Brandon Bass, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Nick Fazekas, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Eddie Jones, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Juwan Howard, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Trenton Hassell, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
JJ Barea, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
Maurice Ager, twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shots!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
LET'S GO MAVS!
Last edited by Humble Billy Hayes; 10-31-2007 at 11:18 AM.
haha, this was funny as !
Indeed, this coming season, the other 28 teams, plus the Timberwolves, are going to experience something akin to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson heading to a prison filled with angry s brandishing brooms. It will be ugly, and the Mavs are going to be those angry rug doctors wielding the brooms!
I can't help but notice there's no "G" entry.This is a time for celebration, Mavs fans! This season is going to be rocking and rolling! We're going to Annihilate Atlanta! We're going to Bash Boston! We're going to Crush Chicago! We're going to Cream Cleveland! We're going to Destroy Denver! We're going to Devastate Detroit! We're going to Humiliate Houston! We're going to Mash Memphis! We're going to Massacre Miami! We're going to Nut-Kick New Jersey! We're going to Obliterate Orlando! We're going to Pecker Slap Phoenix! We're going to Spank San Antonio! We're going to Tear Up Toronto! We're going to Uberpwn Utah!
Oh well, Superman had his kryptonite. I hereby offer up a $20 bounty on Baron Davis' hamstrings.
You might want to choose a different body part. Historical evidence suggests that taking away his hamstrings won't really help the Mavs that much.I can't help but notice there's no "G" entry.
Oh well, Superman had his kryptonite. I hereby offer up a $20 bounty on Baron Davis' hamstrings.
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80376
And how dare you leave me out of the Mavs fan roll call!
I apologize Dirk! You've been added! Any other Mav fans that need to be added to the roll call, let me know!
No problem man.
LETS GO MAVS!!!!!!!!
damn that felt good
It sure does. The Dirk Nowitzki redemption tour starts tonight.LETS GO MAVS!!!!!!!!
damn that felt good
Good luck getting past his personal trigger man.I can't help but notice there's no "G" entry.
Oh well, Superman had his kryptonite. I hereby offer up a $20 bounty on Baron Davis' hamstrings.
Jackson will bust a cap.
Where you at Amarelooms? On second thought, who cares
He's a changed man.
Ummm.
You do realize that NOTHING is going to erase last year embarassment/disappointment short of a le...and that cannot happen until next June.
You of all people should know that regular season victories, which tonite might or might not be, MEAN NOTHING. NOBODY will believe in the Mavs until they can win a playoff series. NOBODY (including you).
YHBT. HAND.
Uh, yeah, that's the real Billy Hayes posting on Spurstalk.You of all people should know that regular season victories, which tonite might or might not be, MEAN NOTHING. NOBODY will believe in the Mavs until they can win a playoff series. NOBODY (including you)
^ That's just asking for trouble on this board. I get tired of all the unfair Dirk choker talk, so I don't initiate stuff.
it's not unfair, he choked in the Finals specifically the FT in game three, then he choked again last year.
One missed free throw isn't a choke job. You don't choke away four games with one missed free throw. If he makes it, the game goes into overtime, it didn't guarantee a win for the Mavs. He came up big in the final two games of the Miami series, the Heat were simply a smidge better than Dallas.
The one thing I despise about "choke" talk, whether it's applied to my team, the Cleveland Indians, or anybody else, is that it posits that the team that came from behind to win did nothing to earn their victory, they were simply the lucky recipients of the losing team doing everything wrong to give it away. It's a very surface and facile analysis. There's certainly a grain of truth to some of the criticism directed his way, as well as his team, but that's all it is, it's far from the whole story.
I think you might have forgotten your meds today, Humble Billy Hayes!
I think you might have forgotten your meds today, Humble Billy Hayes!@ sun fan talking about other fans being too excited for regular season play. Your team is built entirely for regular season success and NOTHING MORE.
Chris Arnold troll in 3... 2....
Is it just me or does he exhibit the demeanor of a crack addict desperate for a fix?
He is 10x more annoying than Humble Billy. Especially because they go to him at damn near every timeout these days.
I was at Game 5 of Mavs-Warriors, and when the Warriors went up 9 in the 4th (immediately before the 1 minute that Dirk showed up for the entire series) during that timeout they went to Chris Arnold for the 50th time that game and, no lie, he was SHOWERED with boos from the entire crowd. It was in hilarious.
Oh come on, even you have to admit that his post was over the top.
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